Debate 2008

Have you ever been in a terrible debate while drunk at a party at 3 in the morning? Yeah they go nowhere and just kill the mood, that is unless you video tape it and your not involved. These two debaters talk about the important issues, Yankees v Red Sox (NSFW, not safe for work)



They get their points across strongly and inform us of information that so far had been unattainable. Like it was not Aaron Boone who played for the Yankees it was Bret Boone, and the Yankees won the title in 2004 not the Marlins. The Red Sox fan shows his maturity level with a great diatribe on 911:

"Those workers should have brought parachutes to work"

Stay classy, Red Sox nation. It really is to bad this isn't the opening scene to Cloverfield and they weren't killed minutes later. As busted coverage put it "It’s America, folks, where morons are just a 12-pack away from making a great YouTube video"

Dems Fightin' Words

As you may or may not have heard, KG and the Celtics delivered a dagger last night with a game one win. It was over after Pierce's miraculous melodramatic return, Kobe had an off night (he will be on a rampage on Sunday). Well there was more going on in Boston other than this game, the Rays and Red Sox decided to have an old fashioned donnybrook melee free-for-all. Here is the tale of tape .
Fighting out Los Angeles, California. Standing at 6'0, weighing in at 180 pounds, Covelli "Coco" Crisp.
Now his opponent, fighting out of Newhall, California. Standing at 6'5, weighing in at 215, James "The Greater" Shields. Fighters ready, lets get it on.







The Sox weren't done brawling yet, ManRam attacked Youk in the dugout. They have the video over at Sox and Dawgs. I guess retaliation is not just for your opponents anymore. Coco, a word of advice, next time walk a little down the baseline before you go after the pitcher. That way you are not in arms reach of the catcher.

Massholes invade China

Now I have really had trouble, thinking of a way to follow up such a poetic post of Teachs Memoriam of the Spurs. So I thought and thought, and finally I figured it had to be a post about something near and dear to my heart. This something, is the dismantling of Red Sox Nation,simply put they must be stopped. People, the power is in the pen, if we can get them to stop steroids in baseball, maybe we can convince others that acting like a Masshole is not cool. If I have not convinced you over the last couple weeks of there awfulness(They invade stadiums, they fight any chance they get, and they are racist), this video should. If the video doesn't convince you, then your probably a Masshole yourself.



If you would like to help stop Red Sox Nation, write your local representative today. As for this video, it would not be so bad if she was a Marlins fan, because we all know they could use all the fans they can get.

As seen on Deadspin

Massholes visit Camden Yards

This is a nice follow-up to the Yankee-Red Sox fight I posted a couple weeks ago. So as we all know the O's are playing decent baseball with a terribly young (ed note: minus melvin,b-rob, and millar) but talented team. They recently swept the Sox in a nice little 2 game series. This brings us back to the video that I found on Stet Sports of a brawl at Camden between 2 O's fans and 2 massholes. Look for the always fashionable bright red Ortiz t-shirt jersey.








There are 2 conclusions I made while watching this video.

1. Massholes fight everywhere they go
2. O's fans our buying into the hype and actually outnumbering Sox fans, atleast in this section of the stadium ( Everytime I have been to a Sox or Yankees VS O's game, the Baltimore fans have been outnumered). Whatever the reason it is a nice sight, last season it was depressing to see the stands at Camden Yards.

I wonder what the O's fan could have said to piss this masshole off, any information on this would be greatly appreciated.

The Beginning

Hey fellas,

I have been thinking about starting a blog for quite some time now, reading Cooleys blog it gave me the confidence I needed to write badly about things that dont matter. I have finally gone ahead and started it. Hopefully this will last and not end up like this. I wanted to start this blog for the league so we can keep in contact( ED note: i miss you dan brody) . I figure in season I can try to be funny(ed note: write about billys mom) and post previews and recaps of the weeks games for the league. This will also make easier for me to post videos that I deem that are must see, instead of posting lame links that most of you wont take the time to copy and paste(ed note: and because billy e can't figure out cntrl+c and cntrl+v). I will probably end up starting posting multiple times a week and eventually flaming out. Now my first video that will make you hate Massholes and Yankee fans even moreWhy is Hank Steinbrenner not sitting in the owner box? Alright well thats all for now, take it easy fellas and hope you like the idea.