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The Mall Walkers: Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili

August 27, 2009

While most stories out of San Antonio this offseason have focused on the team's new acquisitions, the Associated Press is now reporting on the health of Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker.

Despite the additions of Richard Jefferson and Antonio McDyess, the Spurs' success this season depends on the health of their big three, which is why all Spurs fans are happy to hear that Duncan and Ginobili have taken up mall walking this offseason.

Ginobili described the experience as, "tough at first cause no one really knows how one's ankles and knees will hold up on the escalator, but I just have to stay focused and use tunnel vision...no orange juliuses or cinnabuns...they go right to the hips."

Fellow teammate Michael Finley introduced Duncan and Giniobili to the idea of mall walking, claiming that it's the reason he's still playing basketball after all those years in the ABA: "it's a great physical and mental workout. Verne always tells stories about when her husband Rupert was over in the Pacific, fighting the Japanese, and I just try and relate those to playing against the Lakers. Verne really puts things in perspective."

Asked if mall walking might increase one's chances for further injury, Duncan responded, "that's why we stretch."

Some critics of the Spurs hear that the team is doing laps at the local mall, a hobby normally reserved for the elderly, like Finley, and wonder if the team will be in the physical condition required to compete at an NBA level, to which Spurs coach Greg Popovich responds, "I tried going a few laps with them, but I tuckered out and wound up sitting on a bench outside of Panera, so you tell me who's out of shape."

Ginobili laughed when asked if the story of his coach was true, "yeah, we went pretty hard on him at the start, hoping he would get tired. As soon as he was out of sight, we hopped on the rascals and raced to the arcade."

8 comments:

Unknown said...

I heard the Celtics are taking part in Jazzercise. Surprisingly the Jazz aren't big fans, they are well into their offseason program of aqua aerobics.

August 27, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Unknown said...

As a Spurs fan, i think I would have appreciated the phrase light running used in place of walking when it comes to Ginobili.

August 27, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Unknown said...

maybe even Olympic race walking

August 27, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Iceman, AD said...

The Memphis Grizzlies offseason workouts include shredding Wallace's Rolodex cards in hpes that he'll stop trading for crappy players. And Zoomba.

August 27, 2009 at 2:14 PM
Unknown said...

Langston: How does AK-47's hair react to water aerobics?

August 27, 2009 at 10:58 PM
Deckfight said...

everyone needs a good orange julius after a vigorous mall walk.

August 28, 2009 at 9:56 AM
Unknown said...

His hair doesn't react to the water, the water reacts to his hair.

August 28, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Iceman, AD said...

I was always more of a Mrs. Fields fan post-mallwalk. Buy a cookie cake and a 64 ounce coke, then let diabetes set in.

August 28, 2009 at 10:44 AM

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