LeBron is a Vampire, Or Not

I know. I know. We never post here anymore, which is only kind of true. Anyway, over at The Faster Times, I have posted a few things over the last few days, weeks, months. One is this piece on LeBron James' vampire t-shirt where I arrive at the conclusion that currently he's more El Chupacabra. Feel free to tell me I'm a longwinded idiot.

Other pieces of mine from the last few months at TFT:

-David Stern's Nightmare: What's Happened to the NBA Playoffs?

-An Elbow's Intent: Metta World Peace, Apologies, and the Truth

-The Huh of Paul Pierce: His Passing of Larry Bird


-Discovering Jeremy Lin


-Looking for the Dirk in LeBron James


-The NBA Season Is Upon Us: Thoughts and Predictions

Hopefully, either here or at TFT we'll have some stuff up about the Draft soon, or maybe we could just play drinking games where drinks are determined by awkward camera shots of Harrison Barnes, John Henson, and Kendall Marshall waiting in the green room.