-Tiger Woods schedules another press conference. This time to announce that, no, he was never the second coming, nor was he ever his generation's Tzaddik Ha-Dor, which means that he was not the inspiration for Michael Chabon's novel, The Yiddish Policemen's Union, on failed Saviors. And to all the media who still want to question him on his affairs, yes, he's had sex with many women, in many different positions.