NBA Preview Part 1: Atlantic Division

It's October.  You have the NFL and college football in full swing. The MLB playoffs run throughout the month (Go Giants).  But it is also three weeks from the beginning of the most anticipated NBA season in recent memory.  Since we can't hold in this bottle of anticipation any longer, and aren't sure when we will see basketball again after this season, LCB is getting a head start with today's Atlantic Division preview.  I wanted to do an over/under regular season wins based on Vegas, but since it's still early, I haven't seen any released yet. For right now, I will use last year's win totals to make predictions, and in the coming days, Teach will be posting player "profiles."

1)  Boston Celtics
Last Year: 50-32, Lost in NBA Finals
Additions: Shaquille and Jermaine O'Neal
Subtractions: Rasheed Wallace, Kendrick Perkins until the All Star Break.

The Celtics made a surprise run to the NBA Finals and brought back the Big Three for one more opportunity at a title.  After Kendrick Perkins tore his ACL in Game 6 of the finals and will be shelved for the beginning of the season, the Celtics have turned to two old centers with the same last name.  The O'Neals will be needed to provide stability in the frontcourt and will need to stay healthy, which neither have been able to over the course of their careers.  If they can provide enough until Perk comes back, Rondo continues to be Rondo, and the Big 3 can stay relatively healthy, then I like the Celtics to slightly increase their total.
Prediction: 52-30


2) Toronto Raptors
Last Year: 40-42
Additions: Leandro Barbosa, Amir Johnson
Subtractions: Chris Bosh, Hedo Turkoglu

The Raptors offseason as been terribly similar to the Cleveland Cavs offseason, as the lost their franchise player Chris Bosh and didn't really add anybody of note. They should have attempted with Bosh what the Nuggets are doing with Melo. Trade him for something or lose him for nothing. They have a roster of good shooters and occasionally will be able to get hot and just outscore teams.  They also had the worst defensive team in the league last season, and have no proven interior scoring as Bargnani likes to camp out on the perimeter and shoot threes.  The will need to scrape together a season where they will be challenging for the league's worst record and depending on the bounce of a lottery ball. No brainer they will be lower than last year.
Prediction:  22-60


3)  New York Knicks
Last Year: 29-53
Additions: Amare Stoudemire, Raymond Felton, Anthony Randolph
Subtractions: David Lee, Al Harrington, Chris Duhon


It was a rather disappointing offseason for the Knicks as they are left wondering what could have been.  They lost out on the Lebron James sweepstakes and weren't able to pull in Dwyane Wade either.  They were able to grab Amare Stoudemire as a consolation prize, but the future of the franchise can't be reliant on a guy with a huge injury history, lack of defensive prowess, no proven leadership capacities, and abilities that are totally reliant on a pass first point guard like Steve Nash.  But he can be a piece of the puzzle, and the Knicks have some other pieces: Wilson Chandler, Danilo Gallinari, Anthony Randolph.  The Knicks will be better and they have players that are better suited to run Mike D'Antoni's system, but the future is still unknown, and they will need more to contend.
Prediction: 41-41 8th place first round exit


4)  Philadephia 76ers
Last Year: 27-55
Additions: Evan Turner, Andres Nocioni, Spencer Hawes
Subtractions: Samuel Dalembert, Allen Iverson

The 76ers had the pinball bounce their way in the draft lottery and were able to land a stud college player in Evan Turner with the second pick.  They made a good move by firing Eddie Jordan last year, as I don't believe he knows how to teach defense, but the Doug Collins hire was perplexing to say the least.  Just doesn't seem to fit with a team chock full of young players.  Most of their best returning players are young (Iguodala, Thaddeus Young, Jrue Holiday, Louis Williams, Marreese Speights) and I would expect them all to improve from a year ago.  There major weakness is in the interior, and they didn't do anything to address it and it will be hard to with the bad contract of Elton Brand. They will improve their win total and will challenge for a playoff spot, but won't be a serious factor because of the youth and lack of frontcourt defense.
Prediction: 38-44


5)  New Jersey Nets
Last Year: 12-70
Additions:  Avery Johnson, Derrick Favors, Jordan Farmar, Troy Murphy, Anthony Morrow, Brian Zoubek
Subtractions: Crappy players from a 12 win team.

Here is your cliche review of the Nets last season that you will see everywhere, "It couldn't get any worse for the Nets last season on their way to winning 12 games, but the good news is that they can only up from here"

Now that we can move on, I liked what the Nets did in the offseason.  When you only have 4 players left from a team that won 12 games, you have done what you can to change the culture of losing.  They were in the Lebron sweepstakes and lost, but it won't be disastrous like I think it was for the Knicks and Cavs.  They couldn't really grab any of the top flight free agents, but they didn't go overboard with any of the contracts they signed. They have some quick guards that can penetrate and have outside shooting, so their offense will be much better. Derrick Favors and Damion James will be productive NBA players. Brook Lopez and Troy Murphy will be provide interior scoring, but will have trouble with good interior players. They have some pieces, but this won't be an overnight fix and they won't be the worst team this year.
Prediction: 29-53

Toronto Raptors Preview: "Carolina Morning"

In an effort to gear up for the NBA season, we will view the upcoming season through the eyes of Edward Hopper. Feel free to add your thoughts on the 2010 Raptors in our comments section.

Hedo Turkoglu keeps his head down as he unpacks the luggage from the rent a car. He knows his wife is crossing her arms and using her eyes like the Hubble telescope to examine his faults. Personally, he feels his arms are a little too long, so he pulls his shoulders up, hoping to make his hands dangle closer to his waist; but this forced posture makes carrying her bags difficult. Hedo would like to use this moment to point out that all of the bags are hers, at least all of the full-sized suitcases. Hedo managed to pack all of his belongings in a single toilet kit, mainly because he's wearing every article of clothing he owns, which explains why he's sweating more now that he's arrived in Canada than he ever did in Florida. Farther from the equator than he's been in quite some time, Hedo is feeling the heat more than he ever imagined, but he keeps his complaints to himself. He can hear her tapping her foot now, and that's never a good sign.

Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Hedo tries to hurry. He's holding one suitcase with both hands, while each of those hands holds another suitcase. He also has a duffle bag hanging over each shoulder. Tap. Tap. The straps criss cross his body; he's the Rambo bellhop. Tap. Tap. He tries skipping steps between the car and the front door of the Toronto brownstone. Tap. Tap. Tap. He's almost made it. He's on the top step. Tap. Tap. He teeters. Tap. He stumbles. Tap. Tap. The duffle bags switch places, swinging around his neck like horseshoes on a metal Tap. stake. The suitcases topple down the steps, unlatching as they fall. Clothes are everywhere. Tap. Tap. Tap. Socks blow in the wind like leaves. Bras cling to the trees, and shirts and pants take the shapes of police chalk outlines on the sidewalk. Hedo's wife continues to tap her foot.

"Don't worry about it, honey. I've got it."

"Could you at least let me in? I haven't used the bathroom since Buffalo."

"Sure thing, honey. I got the key right...," Hedo searches his pockets, pulls them out, allowing lint to flutter down to his shoes. He pats his chest and stomach. His wife wonders if he's swallowed the keys. "I guess I don't have them. Don't worry. We can find them in the time it takes to pick up all our clothes. Good as new."

He hurries down the steps, making sure to hoist his hands closer to his waist by lifting his shoulders closer to his ears. He looks like Cornelius from Planet of the Apes as he scurries up and down the street collecting his wife's wardrobe.

After an hour, Hedo arrives at the top of the stoop with every bag in order. "Now, where is that key?" He stoops down to tie his shoe. "Aha, I put my shoe lace through the key, so I would not lose it. I knew I'd have to tie my shoes sometime." He holds the key up like a first grader displays a lost tooth. His wife snatches it from him, looking to the sky and shaking her head, and enters the house. Hedo stands up and takes in his new neighborhood. "What a great place we found."

He gathers his wife's bags, walks inside, and shuts the door behind him, failing to see that every other house in this perfect neighborhood is up for sale, including the home of Mr. Bosh, head of the neighborhood watch.

Time Wasters: two reasons to watch hockey

There may be more reasons, but it's Friday and I really don't feel like a making a definitive list of arguments in hockeys favor. Watch the two clips provided and if it doesn't make you want to watch more games than you can be rest assured your ironclad defense system against liking anything Canadian is unyielding.

First up is a clip from a Bruins-Leafs game, where Milan Lucic of the Bruins checks the Leafs' Mike Van Ryn through the glass.... via AA



The second clip, which comes via With Leather, shows Tyler Sloan of the Caps absolutely demolishing Daymond Lankow of Calgary.



Have a good weekend everyone.