Telling Time Magazine's Richard Corliss that Guardians of the Galaxy was actually really awesome

Time Magazine film critic, Richard Corliss, wrote a review for Guardians of the Galaxy entitled "A Bratty Star Wars." In it, he proclaims Guardians to pretty much be a film patched together with Marvel Comic's leftover characters acting out scenes stolen from much older and "better" films. So to Mr. Corliss, in the name of brats everywhere, I say that's exactly what made the film so damn awesome.

Gilgamesh is Cuneiform for Blake Griffin is a Zombie

For a basketball player to be so decisively inspiring on the court, it is quite precarious when we find that all he can do off of it is drool into the mic, and, if nothing else, Blake Griffin is this juxtaposition of hard silver, uniquely crafted and adorned, serving up spoonfuls of mush and gruel, that is entirely absent of form and substance.