Time Waster: Time to vote

Its the day that we finally get rid of these terrible election commercials. I am just ready for this all to be finished with. Especially with people regurgitating the same issues over and over; i.e. guns, religion, alien attacks, education, gay marriage, the war, legalization of seal clubbing, oil, the recession, etc. etc. Although I am excited to find out who the next President, I just wanted to implore you to enjoy in one of the most American things you can partake in, voting. It is an important part of enjoying your rights as a member of the free world. It comes in fourth in the list of the most American things you can do; just after paying taxes, watching baseball, and making meth. Its also one of your civic duties, so ..um... yeah go vote already.

I also wanted to ask you to do one just more thing. Watch this video and follow its instructions carefully. It may just change your life.

Video is NSFW for language