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LCBInsider: Unfounded Rumors

June 5, 2010

-With the death of legendary coach John Wooden, God holds a press conference that he now has a coach to maximize the basketball talent in heaven.

-After Game 1 of the NBA Finals, Pau Gasol mistakes Kevin Garnett for a pelican drenched in oil.

-Ken Griffey, Jr. takes nap in his own house, missing his at bat in family kickball game.  This missed at bat will probably also cost Griffey his chance at being the greatest kickball player of all-time.  

-MLB commissioner Bud Selig vows that in an effort to avoid future missed calls he will rewatch all six seasons of LOST and the Back to the Future trilogy, stating that time travel will be less detrimental to the game's integrity than mandatory instant replay in the ninth inning.

-Below is a performance by K'Naan of his song "Flag Wavin,'" the official song of the 2010 FIFA World Cup.  This performance took place at LCB Headquarters.


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4 comments:

Iceman, AD said...

I love it when you get bitter Teach. Makes for the best posts.

June 7, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Teach said...

I thought I sounded cheerful until you pointed out the bitterness.

June 7, 2010 at 6:39 PM
Russ said...

I think you need to switch the giveaways for the memberships.

June 7, 2010 at 9:43 PM
JereLacoste0俊榮 said...

人不可以求其備,必捨其所短,取其所長 ............................................................

June 9, 2010 at 1:20 PM

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