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LCB Insider: Cowboys Head Coaching Search

November 20, 2010

Below is a list recovered by an unnamed inside source from a trash can outside of the office of owner Jerry Jones this week in Dallas.  By the obvious title, this is a list created by Jones and high ranking Cowboys officials in search for the next head coach for 2011 and beyond.


Some very interesting names on here.  The first two major questions LCB has in presenting this list:

1)  Why is Jim Zorn the first name listed?

2)  Why was this list thrown away?  To hide from public knowledge? Or was the win over the Giants with Jason Garrett enough to win over Jerry?

Let the scuttlebutt begin. As one famous philosopher once said, "Get your popcorn ready".

9 comments:

Teach said...

judging from last two games, i wouldn't be surprised if Jerry burned this top secret list

November 21, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Deckfight said...

is jimmy johnson back on the list?

November 21, 2010 at 6:00 PM
Russ said...

Former Dallas head coaches Jimmy Johnson, Bill Parcells, and Dave Campo are back on the list.

November 21, 2010 at 7:42 PM
Teach said...

Is Tom Landry?

November 21, 2010 at 8:08 PM
Teach said...

I don't see any reason why a zombie Landry couldn't coach the team. It would also make the team more popular among teenagers.

November 21, 2010 at 8:09 PM
Russ said...

Does Landry have a son? He and zombie Tom Landry would be a better father/son coaching duo than Jim Mora Sr/Jr.

November 21, 2010 at 9:27 PM
Langston said...

I don't know why, but the first name I read was Mickey Matthews. I then lol'd and got weird looks from everyone else at Panera.

November 21, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Teach said...

You should add numbers beside each name so it looks like Jacob's lighthouse from Lost. Hurley would also make a good player's coach.

November 22, 2010 at 6:20 PM
Teach said...

Russ: it would also be a better combo than the shanahans

November 22, 2010 at 6:20 PM

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