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LCB Exclusive: Charles Woodson's Uppercut Training Video

September 9, 2011


During the offseason and the coinciding lockout, NFL players tried a variety of activities to stay in shape, to maintain focus, to simply pass the time, and Charles Woodson was no different. No, he didn't go on Dancing with the Stars, return to his college alma mater, or take on a job as a day laborer. No, Charles Woodson spent every day quickening his reflexes with the likes of Sub-Zero, Scorpion, and Liu Kang, and with our immense investigational resources, we accessed the following bit of exclusive training footage:




Last night, many people were shocked, awed, and disgusted by Charles Woodson's actions against the Saints, when he punched David Thomas twice in the gut, but considering what Woodson did with his offseason, we're actually quite lucky that he didn't crawl inside Thomas' shoulder pads and come bursting out in a tempest of blood.

2 comments:

Russ said...

I didn't understand how he was flagged but then not thrown out of the game.

September 9, 2011 at 10:00 PM
Teach said...

The refs were probably thrown off by the fact that he actually made contact. How many times does a guy throw a punch and completely whiff? Other than that, I really have no idea.

September 9, 2011 at 11:14 PM

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