




See the The Rock's movie career is the very essence of the upcoming Miami basketball season. His characters come in exactly two flavors: Tough-gnarly-dude and kid-friendly-wimp. The upcoming ACC season for Miami rests on which character they decide to become. In seasons past, Miami has been at times physically imposing, smacking around other ACC ne'er-do-wells in the paint and pushing the gas pedal down full throttle, letting their less talented roster run, jump, and swat away the competition. But, and this is a big but, when another team decides to be physical back, to push the throttle down and throw the same elbows in the paint, this team of Scorpion Kings whithers and drops out of the Race to Witch Mountain (Aka the NCAA tournament). In short, if the U of Miami wants to make a run on the ACC, their going to need every ounce of bravado and toughness they can muster, because other, longer tenured ACC powers don't easily fall to an eyebrow-raise and a flash of white teeth.
Key Players: F Dwayne Collins (Sr.) (ironic, I know) and G James Dews (Sr.)
Top Newcomer: F Durand Scott (Fr.)
Record at Time of Posting: 14-1
Teach's Prediction: 11th in the regular season
Langston's Prediction: 9th in the regular season
Iceman AD's Prediction: 10th in the regular season
Season Outlook: Okay, you're right; Al Skinner is not a player, but since BC joined the ACC, he's been the face of this New England school's basketball program. In fact, he's the face of BC basketball period due to the fact that he's their all-time winningest coach.
Season Outlook: According to sports cliches, every Batman needs a Robin, but Wake Forest's masked avenger Tim Duncan was never sinister enough to be the Dark Knight. He was always more of a stoic reindeer braving the arctic cold, seeking a companion with which to munch on permafrost. Yeah, Duncan was definitely more Bullwinkle than Batman, and, with his chipmunk smile, Tony Rutland seemed destined to be Duncan's Rocky. Then Boris and Natasha dynamited Rutland's knee and Duncan never saw the other side of the Sweet 16, like a Mountie who never rides south. Now, Wake has another NBA talent in sophomore Al-Farouq Aminu, who is currently averaging a double double, but no Rocky. Of course, Duncan and Aminu are not the only Demon Deacons whose college hoops dreams were thwarted by the lack of a squirrel in a blue flying helmet--Josh Howard and Chris Paul were left with the role of Mr. Know-It-All also. In fact, this plot line should feel as similar as syndication to all those wearing black and gold tie dye. Season Outlook: What the hell was this guy? Trapped in eternal basketball limbo as neither guard nor forward, neither Steve Francis nor Len Elmore, Nik Caner-Medley was more Terrance Morris than Len Bias and happily pulled off Maine's scrap heap by Coach Williams for four years of scowling, grunting, and bar fights. Nik once even claimed in a fit of passion, "I am from Maryland, and no one can beat me." Under Coach Gary Williams, Maryland has perpetually snagged unknowns from the recruiting world and turned paupers into princes of a rag-tag college town, College Park. At any one point in time Caner-Medley could vasilate between all-out baller and all-out bawler, giving opposing fans as much reason to hate his brash antics as they did his clutch threes. Given that MD is sporting an '09-10 team comprised almost completely of scrappers between 6'4" and 6'8", they will be channelling their inner-Medley's all season. Unfortunately, while I'm sure this team is from Maryland, I'm not so certain they can't be beaten.
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