North Carolina football coach Butch Davis is most likely out according to this Greg Barnes article at Inside Carolina, which leaves his future open to speculation. Here's a list of the five most suitable jobs that come to mind when I think of Butch Davis (in no particular order):
1) Sporting Goods Salesman--It would allow him to play the good ol' boy, relate stories about his glory days, and to continue wearing the same wardrobe.
2) Middle School Principal--See number one, only he gets to walk around pretending to be every snot-nosed seventh grader's long lost military daddy.
3) Pizza Hut Manager--He could walk around table to table yapping about the good ol' days while take sips of Coca-cola out of your kid's red cup--you know, the kind that's too fancy to be just plastic but not nice enough to be an actual glass.
4) Travel Agent--It just seems fitting that he could make a lot of hubbub doing something that you could have done for yourself.
5) N.C. State Basketball Coach--Put him in a red sports jacket and he seems immensely qualified.
And, by all means, feel free to make suggestions.
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