Coming Soon: "Fear" starring Shawne Merriman
In coming soon, In Fun with Gimp, In Langston, In movies, In NFL, In ParodySeptember 7, 2009
The 1996 summer hit Fear, that starred Mark Walhberg is undergoing the same treatment that many movies have recently gone through, remakes. This time around the obsessed boyfriend, David McCall, will be played by Shawne Merriman. He will be joined in the cast by Reese Witherspoon, who due to her ability to avoid aging has signed on to reprise her role as Nicole Walker, a sixteen-year-old girl who falls in love with McCall. The movie is expected to be released sometime this fall.
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This is one of the goofiest posters I've ever seen.
September 7, 2009 at 5:50 PMOn another note, I know the whole story is not known, but one has to worry about the situations/decisions Merriman allows to take place in his life. I don't mean to sound patronizing, belittling, or like I'm blowing things out of proportion, but could the LT (the linebacker) comparisons actually fit Merriman too well?
Yeah I would agree, those comparisons aren't so far fetched. Also, with all the drugs LT was ingesting, I'm guessing steroids occasionally showed up to the party. Giving them something else in common.
September 7, 2009 at 7:44 PMThat is the ugliest photoshop I have ever seen.
September 8, 2009 at 7:19 PMTouche, Iceman...touche
September 8, 2009 at 8:17 PMI thought the equation was bad photoshop= untold awesoness. I guess it doesn't always work.
September 8, 2009 at 8:52 PMhow does awesomeness not apply to this post
September 8, 2009 at 9:22 PMNo, untold awesomeness is certainly a factor in play here. But this post would be that much better if Shawne Merriman looked slightly more like the prince from Beauty and the Beast.
September 8, 2009 at 10:31 PMIce: what about that '80s show about beauty and the beast that took place in new york? i vaguely remember being bored with it as a preschooler
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