|That's right! I'm Jameis Winston! And always will be. Good morning, good afternoon, and good night!|
On a more serious note, though, I would imagine a lot of football players can't stand guys like Jameis Winston, whose antics probably stopped being funny back in middle school or ninth grade, when everyone had to run 'til they puked because he kept having to tell the world: "Hey! World! I'm Jameis Freakin' Winston!"
In other words, he's that teacher who sleeps with his students, a cop who shoots before asking questions, a CEO who always gives himself a bonus, a journalist who just makes stuff up, a mechanic who insists the whole engine needs redoing, even when it doesn't. Everyone else is just doing his or her job, but this guy is something else.
Since we initially posted this, Jonny Auping wrote a longer and more complex depiction of Jameis Winston's place within our conversations about sports. It's worth a read, and you can find it over at The Classical.
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