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Gut Reaction to Selection Sunday: Kentucky Edition

March 15, 2015

From the perspective of a UK fan:


Possibly the most shocking event in UK's quest to repeat will turn out to be the moment between these two.

Well, I was disappointed to see the committee didn't give my Wildcats byes all the way through to the championship game like they deserve. Still, I can't complain about not having to play anyone until the round of eight. All in all, this gives me more time to Google pictures of Ashley Judd. I think given another fourteen days or so I can find one that's at the perfect angle for photoshopping my face in place of Dickie V's, although I believe doing so might be a more difficult task than the Harrison twins repeating. Do you think Karl-Anthony Towns gets to kiss Ashley Judd? What about Wynonna? He's had to have kissed Wynonna, right? Seriously, Dickie V, wow, I always thought it would be Coach K.

Also, as UK marches through the three games in which it might actually have to try, a lot of people are going to say things like, "Remember what happened to UNLV," or, "You never know, I bet Coach ________________________ is telling his kids right now about how NC State topped Phi Slamma Jamma and not to give up on themselves." But the past has nothing to do with the present. Plus, these kids today don't even know what Phi Slamma Jamma was. They probably think it's that racist frat in Oklahoma. Worse yet, they probably think Dickie V is Jimmy V. In other words, when these eighteen year old kids hear, "Don't ever give up," they probably think an over the hill announcer is telling them not to ever give up on kissing one of the Judd sisters.



I have these thoughts because my team is invincible, and the roster changes so often even the biggest die hard fans can't possibly know whom Coach Cal's putting on the floor. That said, there's no stopping John Wall or the Brow. Championship or bust.

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