I am not a fan of Bears. Bears steal picnic baskets, kill hikers, and worst of all teach stupid lessons no body wants to learn, so in all honesty, I shouldn't be surprised that a bunch of prissy Bears decided to get all pedantic on Monday Night Football and lecture some Packers with a few preschool sermons on morality. Stupid preaching Bears.
Stupid Bears want people to act nice all the time. Say please. Say thank you. No elbows on the table. May I be excused. Quit holding that guy's jersey. Let go of that facemask. Wash your hands. Yes sir. No sir. No defensive pass interference. Tuck in your shirt. Don't hit people on the helmet. Wait your turn. Don't move before the ball is hiked. All these rules make me think Bears hat freedom, liberty, self expression, and actions that may be remotely dangerous and, therefore, fun. Bears sneeze into yellow handkerchiefs.
Stupid Bears want people to act nice all the time. Say please. Say thank you. No elbows on the table. May I be excused. Quit holding that guy's jersey. Let go of that facemask. Wash your hands. Yes sir. No sir. No defensive pass interference. Tuck in your shirt. Don't hit people on the helmet. Wait your turn. Don't move before the ball is hiked. All these rules make me think Bears hat freedom, liberty, self expression, and actions that may be remotely dangerous and, therefore, fun. Bears sneeze into yellow handkerchiefs.