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The 2015 NBA Playoffs start today:

April 18, 2015


I woke up this morning singing like a little kid. My lyrics went something like: "It's the Playoffs. There's a payoff. It sounds like Superman. But it's Tim Duncan man. He's coming to dunk all over your town!" Then I quickly made fun of Blake Griffin for being a sissy. It made no sense. It was awful. My wife wished she was deaf. I don't care. I'm excited. This is my favorite sporting event. I love the games. I love the TNT ad slogans and Hollywood-NBA mash-up ad campaigns. I love the rampant Twitter feeds. I love the weaving and unraveling of narratives. I love it all. For in my mind, it's as otherworldly as two mythic beasts colliding in epic fashion on the big screen:



Washington @ Toronto (12:30 Saturday)

ICYMI @BallerBall:

January 17, 2015

At the ESPN TrueHoop affiliate BallerBall:


"C'mon, say it with me: Together we are Jeff Green!" "I still think this would be cooler if we were being traded for Captain Planet."

NBA Preview Part 2: Central Division

October 13, 2010

NBA previews continue with a look at the Central Division. One correction from the Atlantic preview, I project the Celtics to win the division and get the 2nd seed in the East.  Now on to the Central.

1)  Cleveland Cavaliers
Last Year: 61-21, lost in Eastern Conference Semifinals
Additions: Ramon Session, Samardo Samuels, um....Joey Graham?
Subtractions: Lebron James, Delonte West, Shaquille O'Neal

"Dawn in Pennsylvania": Milwaukee Bucks lead Atlanta Hawks

April 30, 2010

Without their best player Andrew Bogut, most people thought the Bucks were done, especially when the Hawks went out onto a 2-0 lead, to start the series.  Since then, the Bucks have won three in a row and the art of predictions look like a foolish endeavor.  
Walking through the warehouse, it feels like a hollowed out egg, even the outside walls are painted Easter with ads for car parts and local butcher shops.  Darkness fills the rooms like a black yolk.  Brandon Jennings walks through shadows and slits of gray light, following whispers, drawn to them like a moon to gravity.

His brother's death brought him here.  They delivered the arm--broken, twisted, and bloodied--but no body.  Brandon has come for the body, all seven feet and two hundred and fifty pounds of it.  Andrew was a mountain of a man, in life, with his blood pumping through him, but in the depths of Brandon's imagination the sight of his brother's mangled arm reduced him to Ayers Rock, the blood breaking the skin and staining its surface into a sunset, or a red dawn.  These thoughts bring a chill to Brandon's spine, but he braces himself against the shivers, not wanting to appear timid, as he takes measured steps on the thick concrete floor of the warehouse.  He comes to a door, cracked slightly open, and nudges it forward.  The gray of this room, stinking of cigarettes and ashtrays, feels warm and airy compared to the dark hallway, with its air like black ink, and Brandon feels strangely calm.

"Welcome, Mr. Jennings, we didn't think you'd show," Josh Smith fires the line like a stray bullet.  "We thought you'd faint at the sight of your brother's blood.  You've got bigger testicles than we guessed.  I like that word: testicles.  It shows that bravery takes some effort, some test if you will that I don't think a word as simple as balls can convey.  Say it with me. . . testes. . . testicles. . . yeah, there it is."  Brandon stands still as the light in the room, unwavering, not uttering a syllable, not even a breath, wondering if this rambling idiot before him can truly be the diabolical genius plotting his demise.  Brandon doubts it.  He takes a step forward, placing himself in a circle of men, who carry themselves like massive birds of prey, like hawks, as if they owned the sky itself.  To Brandon, they are merely buzzards, or scavengers of old men's bones.  Brandon can smell the stale tobacco and decrepit whiskey on their clothes and on their breaths, and he begins to smile at the illusion these petty thugs desperately cling to, trying to appear as mafiosos, when nothing else could be further from the truth.  Brandon feels young.  He knows who he is, and he's proud of his youth.

Brandon looks to his left, and eyes a man not much older than himself with a posture like a weasel and a white flower popping out of his pocket.  Brandon recognizes him as the one they call Marvin.  He looks to his right, and observes a with wide shoulders, even wider ears, and a young man's goatee.  His name is Al.  Brandon also takes the time to notice two other men in the room: one sitting in a chair by the window and the other leaning in a corner full of shadows.

Khhhuuuuuhhhhh!  The sound resonates from Marvin's throat, as Brandon grabs it with his right hand.  If Marvin has more to say, no one knows because Brandon's grip holds all other syllables in the collapsed Adam's apple of Marvin's neck.  With the butt of his left palm, Brandon breaks his victim's nose, shoving the weasel's body into big Al with enough force to put both men on the ground.  Marvin's blood creeps along the concrete like an oil spill  and in the middle of this puddle sits either Al or Marvin's gun.  Brandon swoops for it and fires it in one motion, shooting Josh Smith in his cajones--excuse me--testicles.  The other two men in the room have not moved.  Brandon points the gun slowly from one to the other.

"Well, Mr. Crawford, it looks like the boy knows what he's doing," the man in the corner steps into the light from the window, puffing his cig so that the end of it glows red.  "Yeah, it appears he definitely knows what he's doing, Mr. Crawford."

"That he does," comes a patient voice from the folding chair.

Brandon decides not to let the two men talk, settling the gun on the man standing in the gray sliver of light, "I came for my brother's body."

"Well. . . it. . .  ain't . . . here."  The man speaks as if he's evaporating, as if all he can do is threaten, like thunder from a passing storm; his lack of action embracing the anonymity his voice struggles to defeat.

Mr. Jennings begins to squeeze the trigger.

Garbage Time: Autobahn

March 11, 2010



In this week's edition of "Garbage Time," Teach wants you to know that a certain Australian is more than just another Dude and I share my distaste for the Lakers effort on defense.



Number of the Weekend: Brandon Jennings Nets 55

November 15, 2009



I guess there's more to Italy than pasta, wine, beautiful women, and stereotypes. Is the Rookie of the Year competition officially over now?

By the way, Jennings' 55 points is tied for 15th for most points in a single game by active players (click here for the all time list):

1. Kobe 81
2. Kobe 65
3. Kobe, T-Mac 62
5. Kobe, Shaq 61
7. Kobe, Arenas, AI 60
10. Kobe, AI 58
12. Michael Redd 57
13. Kobe, LeBron 56
15. Brandon Jennings, Wade, LeBron, Tony Parker, Jermaine O'Neal, Kobe 55

Milwaukee Bucks Preview: "Groundswell"

November 4, 2009

Josh Spilker is back once more to help us finish off these (now belated) Ed Hopper NBA previews. Feel free to add your thoughts on the 2010 Bucks in our comments section. "Not going in the boat, man, not going in the boat." It was Jennings, in the barbershop. He had to watch his words, literally. If his jaw moved too much, it would mess up his barber's skilled hands, or at least he was told they were skilled. He had wanted a perfect image etched into his hair for opening night. He was in Milwaukee and he knew his place in Milwaukee. The barber had done a few of these before, usually as a joke for bachelors before their wedding, guys in the industry who wore it for a week and then shed it on the morning of the big day. The barber didn't know this kid, he had only seen him, heard him, and trusted he had the cash. So as Jennings talked, the barber was trying to steady his hand on the faint outline of the beer can, with the words "Milwaukee's Best" barely visible.

Redd stood in the corner, all-knowing, all-seeing. He had seen this act before actually when some other hotshot rode into town, thinking he could beat the Wisconsin winters. Charlie V did the same thing, hell even Ray said he tried a Milwaukee's Best when he first got here, full of new hope and new promise in a place where there was none. He also listened to Joe Alexander's pleadings for Jennings to join them. He knew it was a stretch for Joe to try and convince Brandon, but he didn't really nowhere else to turn. He wanted someone outside of Jennings immediate circle of friends to provide some outside perspective, but someone young enough to try and talk some sense in him. Jennings, in his bravado and many preseason profiles was a bit lost in the spectacle right now. Redd had that feeling before he walked in, but was hoping Brandon could still be saved.

"You just don't know, you just don't..." Joe went on.
"Joe, it's cool man, it's cool. Brandon is his own man. He'll be alright," Redd said. "Come on, we'll find somebody else. See ya'll."
"See ya Redd. See ya Joe," Jennings said, running his fingers over his hair.

Redd knew the history of the boat. At first, he was skeptical, seeing Ray going out there every night. But it worked for Ray, and Redd knew it was only chance. The way it started was Ray got a phone call in the middle of the night, 2 am or so. The caller identified himself as "Lew" and that he had a secret for him. Lew told Ray about the lake, the boat, the time of day, everything. Lew said Ray could go by himself, but it could be no more than three. Lew said the lake was fickle, very fickle, but he didn't know anyone who got out without doing. So Ray did it, and did it, and finally he was picked. So Ray started going year, after year, after year, until finally Seattle then Boston. Course it took several years to get out.

Redd was like Brandon once, he didn't understand why Ray wanted to go in the boat so bad. But once Redd saw, once he realized, he knew it was his only option. Once Yi got in town, Redd knew it was a bad situation from the start. Redd mentioned it to Yi, and he was intrigued. Once Michael explained the concept, the mystic power of the lake, Yi had to be held back. He wanted to go immediately. The interpreter was even more excited than Yi was.

Last year, Redd thought it was his year. Richard saw what had happened to Yi and Charlie V. wanted in too. They went on the windiest night of the year, the lake had waves, large ones and the three men paddled out. Redd guided, navigated, threatened Charlie V. to put on the life jacket that saved his butt when he flew overboard. They found the buoy, circled it like Ray always instructed and made their way back. In that short time, a new calmness had come over Redd, and he thought he was getting out. But no dice. V found a great deal and Richard's dream came true.
"Timmy D! I'm with Timmy D and Tony P!" Richard galloped around Redd's house, unknowingly slandering everything Redd had built. Redd couldn't believe what was happening, what his career had become.

Michael didn't understand why he was never picked.

"Who else should we get? Who else we gonna get?" Joe asked eagerly, wanting the adventure to begin. Andrew? No, Andrew had no fire and limited skills to get out. Luke and Jodie were just lucky to have jobs. Carlos and Kurt had been here, been there, they didn't believe in any mumbojumbo, just cashed the check and honed opportunities for second careers as a chef and car wash magnate. Their minds had moved on. They needed someone savvy.

"Luc? Would Luc come you think?" Redd asked.

"Yeah, yeah, Luc most definitely would," Joe said. Luc was young, Joe was young. It was the next generation he was trying to save. That's all he had left. Better them than the other Luke or Francisco or Charlie Bell or Gadz.

"Go get 'em. Go get 'im now," Redd said. "Meet you at the marina."

"Yes, we're going, we're going!" Joe sped off in the opposite direction, not wanting to find Redd changing his mind.

That was a problem for Redd these days. He's never sure if he's okay with the anonymity or desires to be the second (and god-forbid third) banana on a championship team. He sees Ron in LA, Vince now in Orlando, Marion in Dallas, even Sheed in Boston and a part of him wants to do the same. Just go down the Hornets on the cheap, put them over the top with some ace shooting and dependable defense. Or maybe the Wizards. Provide a comforting hand to Gil and Caron, while making plans for a parade with Antawn. It all seemed like glamor and glitz, like making the jump from community theater to Broadway. Milwaukee was comfortable and he lived a better life than most. He was uncertain. Maybe that's why he hadn't been picked.

At the marina, Redd found a kayak, slid into the water. He sat down, counted the life jackets, found the oars tucked inside. Everything was in place. Redd was ready to be chosen.
 

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