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To their own devices: Pablo Larrain's 'The Club'

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Showing posts with label Dallas Mavericks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dallas Mavericks. Show all posts

The 2015 NBA Playoffs start today:

April 18, 2015


I woke up this morning singing like a little kid. My lyrics went something like: "It's the Playoffs. There's a payoff. It sounds like Superman. But it's Tim Duncan man. He's coming to dunk all over your town!" Then I quickly made fun of Blake Griffin for being a sissy. It made no sense. It was awful. My wife wished she was deaf. I don't care. I'm excited. This is my favorite sporting event. I love the games. I love the TNT ad slogans and Hollywood-NBA mash-up ad campaigns. I love the rampant Twitter feeds. I love the weaving and unraveling of narratives. I love it all. For in my mind, it's as otherworldly as two mythic beasts colliding in epic fashion on the big screen:



Washington @ Toronto (12:30 Saturday)

The NBA At High Noon On Christmas Day

December 24, 2011


This season was a slow train coming, especially after an offseason that saw owners and players and owners trying to paint each opposing side as a band of ruthless outlaws, while portraying themselves as men who just wanted to do the right thing, for justice and basketball, like Gary Cooper, like the sworn in sheriff, like David Stern's ego.

This Should Help Your Popularity..

June 13, 2011

"All the people that were rooting on me to fail, at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today. They have the same personal problems they had today. I'm going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want to do with me and my family and be happy with that.

The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen to LeBron

June 12, 2011


Nothing is more polarizing than a popular kid. To be popular, according to the dictionary, means to be perceived fondly and discussed in terms of general approval, but I'm not so sure that's always the case, because to be popular is also to be exposed, to jealousy, to contempt, to ridicule, to unreasonable standards, solely because people praised you in the first place. Not only can popularity unleash the negativity of the masses onto an individual, but popularity, just like its counterpoint, can uproot the individual from reality altogether.

All Things Dirk

May 17, 2011


I've never written anything substantial on Dirk Nowitzki. In fact, I've always resented the man. I don't know why, other than the rivalry between San Antonio and Dallas, a rivalry that grew not just from Mark Cuban's whining imagination and close geography, but from the fact that for the last decade the teams' two best players both played the same position, which, strangely, only rarely resulted in their guarding each other. The Spurs always preferred to put Bruce Bowen on the Big German, and Dallas always preferred playing Duncan for what he was: a center. The fact that these two seldom defended one another speaks to how open to differentiation the game of basketball is; it's a testament to the game's flexibility, yet this evidence made me more rigid in my stance against Dirk. I saw him as less than Duncan because as a seven-footer he refused to do all of his work down on the block or through the rigid angle of a bank shot. I hated and feared him because he was different than what I preferred. I was wrong. I was stupid.

 Tim Duncan has clearly had the better career. He's got the rings. He's got more awards. He's got legacy. But, despite all that, I've always struggled to give Dirk his due, and now I'm making up for lost time:

-"Dirk Nowitzki's Long Siege"

-"No Country for Old Men: Contemplating the Thunder vs. the Mavericks"

Appreciate him before time does with him as it has with Duncan and Garnett. I'm glad I did, even if it did take too long to see the light.

**After writing "No Country for Old Men: Contemplating the Thunder vs. the Mavericks", I read this piece at Hardwood Paroxysm, which was very similar to my take on the situation. I'm always amazed at how people of similar ages and similar interests unconsciously become clones of one another. Human beings really are wired the same and it's always humbling to be reminded of that, and it also speaks to why it's such a good thing that basketball players, like Duncan and Nowitzki, offer such variety on how to go about doing identical tasks.

American Idol Judges the NBA's Western Conference Playoffs

April 16, 2011

Ryan Seacrest: Last night, our judges laid down all the things our Eastern Conference teams need to work on and strive to improve in order to make the Finals, so today we're bringing you their critiques of the final eight Western Conference contestants. Now, remember these are music professionals giving insider tips to basketball players on how they can maximize their athletic potential into pure entertainment.

Number of the Day: Dirk's 8th Straight Missed Game

January 15, 2011


The Master of the Universe has missed eight straight games, and the Mavericks have lost six of those eight games. In total, the team's lost seven of the nine games Dirk Nowitzki's missed (and seven games back in their division). And with Caron Butler out for the year, Castle Greyskull appears to be crumbling. The Men at Arms need their hero and his mighty sword back in the lineup. Without him, they're as cuddly as a pack of Cringers, no cool helmet and no cool saddle.

Also, as last night's loss to the Spurs proved, things just aren't the same without Dirk. The marshmallows aren't quite as sugary. The cereal isn't quite as crunchy. The commercial breaks last forever, and even a Spurs fan like myself needs the perennial MVP candidate back to make my mornings worth getting up for.

NBA Preview Part 4: Southwest Division

October 25, 2010

NBA previews continue with the Western Conference and the Southwest Division.  With the Western Conference I will be using actual Over/Unders released by Vegas instead of last year's win total.

Dallas Mavericks
Last Year: 55-27, lost in first round
Additions: Tyson Chandler, Dominique Jones
Subtractions: Erick Dampier
O/U: 49.5

Basically the same team except they are one year older, and that is a important year as the entire starting lineup and 6th man Jason Terry will be on the wrong side of 30.  Nowitzki was as good as ever last year, and Haywood and Chandler in the middle along with Nowitzki is one the biggest frontcourts in the West. Jason Kidd is 37 and Caron Butler's play fell dramatically last year, so they need to play young guard Rodrigue Beaubois more as he is a player that could emerge as a dependable scorer alongside Nowitzki and who could replace their old guards sooner rather than later.  They are still a middle of the road playoff team who could make it out of the first round, but they won't win the West.  With the general improvement of the West, I will go slightly under.
Prediction: 48-34, 6th place, first round exit


San Antonio Spurs
Last Year: 50-32, lost in semifinal
Additions: Tiago Splitter, James Anderson
Subtractions: none of note
O/U: 50.5

The triumvirate of Duncan, Parker, and Ginobili are looking to make one more run before father time catches up to them. Last year many things went wrong, as Duncan had his worst numbers as a professional averaging 17 and 10, Parker missed 26 games due to injury, and Richard Jefferson was completely underwhelming as a new addition.  But they were still able to scrap together a great ending to the season, giving them promise that they have enough left in the tank to challenge the Lakers before the window closes.  With the additions of George Hill and Dejuan Blair last season, and Tiago Splitter and James Anderson this season, they have infused enough young talent around their Big Three that beyond injuries or a total collapse in production from one of them, they will build upon the end of the last season and finish high up in the standings in the West.  But  is Duncan too far removed from his prime to for them win a title?
Prediction: 55-27, 3rd place, semifinals exit


Houston Rockets:
Last Year: 42-40
Additions: Yao Ming, Brad Miller, Courtney Lee, Patrick Patterson
Subtractions: Trevor Ariza, David Anderson
O/U: 48.5

The Rockets overachieved last season, as their two highest paid players last season, Tracy McGrady and Yao Ming, never stepped on the floor, and the rest of roster of support players led the Rockets to a winning record.  They received career years from Aaron Brooks, Luis Scola, Kyle Lowry, and Chuck Hayes.  They also did this with their best offseason acquisition last year Trevor Ariza mostly a disappointment and then traded during the season.  They addressed their weakness in the frontcourt with the addition of Brad Miller, Patrick Patterson, and obviously the return of Yao Ming from foot surgeries.  He will be limited in minutes and in games played, but his size and scoring ability inside was missed.  If Yao can contribute close to his production before the injuries, and Kevin Martin can stay healthy and regain his form from a few years ago, then they will improve their win total and make the playoffs, as we saw last year what the floor is for this team.  But the over is too rich for my blood, so I will go slightly under.
Prediction: 47-35, 7th place, first round exit


4)  Memphis Grizzlies
Last Year: 40-42
Additions: Tony Allen, Xavier Henry, Grevis Vasquez
Subtractions: Ronnie Brewer
O/U: 38.5

Good turnaround last season for the Grizz, as they took advantage of something that most teams do not have, interior scoring. Its rare for NBA teams to have a big man who can reliably score in the post but can also hit the outside jumper, and the Grizz are blessed with two such players.  Zach Randolph had a career year and Marc Gasol has established himself as somebody other than Pau Gasol's brother.  They are great scorers inside and out, but they also are great offensive rebounders, and they were the best offensive rebounding team in the league.  Their defense is their biggest obstacle to becoming a playoff team as they were bottom 5 in points allowed.  They need Hasheem Thabeet to bounce back from a disastrous rookie season, and they need newly signed Tony Allen to provide some defensive intensity and have it rub off on Rudy Gay and OJ Mayo.  Mike Conley is a below average point guard who doesn't distribute well, and they don't have much of a bench behind the starters.  I will pick the over, but they won't take the next to step.
Prediction: 40-42


New Orleans Hornets
Last Year: 37-45
Additions: Jerryd Bayless, Willie Green, Trevor Ariza, Aaron Gray
Subtractions: Morris Peterson, Darren Collison, James Posey
O/U: 41.5

Major changes in the offseason for the Hornets as they cleaned house after a disappointing 37-45 season.  They rebuilt the foundation by hiring a new GM and a new head coach, two guys I know nothing about but from what I read have excellent pedigrees.  There were wholesale changes on the roster again as only 6 players remain from last year's team and only Chris Paul, Peja, and David West remain from their playoff team two years ago.  Their best offseason move was to keep Chris Paul, as their are very few transcendent players like him and anything they would have received in a trade would have been pennies on the dollar and began a massive rebuilding project, something I'm not sure this franchise can survive in this economic climate. They have created some cap flexibility and will be well under the cap for next season, but they will need to be successful this season to prove to CP that they can win in the future, and that cap space can help provide leverage in signing an impact player next offseason.  As for this season, they have a solid starting five with Paul, rising guard Marcus Thorton, Ariza, West, and Emeka Okafor. But they lack toughness and defense in the interior and they have one of the worst benches in the league.  Ultimately if the starting five can stay healthy, they can possibly sneak in the playoffs.  Any injuries to West or CP though will prove devastating.  Important year for the Hornets.
Prediction: 44-38 9th place

LCB NBA Picks: Lebron's Destination

July 8, 2010

Everyone else is doing it, so we thought we would join in on the fun, because we're sheep. Yep, you guessed right, we're going to tell you where Lebron is playing next season before he gives his big announcement tomorrow night. So give us a moment, as we prepare to look into the deep dark future of tomorrow and make the jump to see what we see.

For Modernity's Sake: Round One of the NBA Playoffs

April 24, 2010

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. 
--F. Scott Fitzgerald                                                                                       

I have a hard time letting go of the past, especially the last decade, which is why the San Antonio versus Dallas series moves me to slouch into bed after midnight and crawl into school the next morning pushed forward by Yeats' gyres and, at most, five hours of sleep.  Relegated to the first round, for the second year in a row, this series is less than it once was, yet it feels more like the Playoffs than any other series being played this postseason, at least for someone who still refuses to fully embrace a new age of basketball with all of its new laws and forces, which just like the old laws and forces, leave a fan ignorant to do anything but applaud through the night and yawn through the day.  I'm tired.  I'm refreshed.  My existence is a tightrope through the tides of TNT.

Garbage Time: Marcus and The Fix

February 17, 2010


In this weeks edition of Garbage Time, Teach reviews the trade between Dallas and Washington while Langston gives you his take on the NBA draft...




Mavericks-Wizards Trade: "Excursion into Philosophy"

February 14, 2010

From time to time, we tend to use Ed Hopper paintings as a magnifying glass for studying the ins and outs of the NBA.  The recent Dallas-Wizards trade that saw Caron Butler, Brendan Haywood, and DeShawn Stevenson sent to Dallas for Josh Howard and Drew Gooden calls for us to do this once again.



Gilberta lay on the bed motionless, passed out, not wearing any underwear.  Anyone walking into the room would have quickly seen everything she had to offer, decent legs and a butt that now sagged more than it once did.  Not impressive.  Not yet repulsive.  She was in limbo.

Garbage Time: Vince and the West Coasters

February 3, 2010

Langston: The Los Angeles Lakers recently finished their longest road trip of the season, the Grammy trip had them away from the City of Angels for the past two and a half weeks for eight games. They were able to come out of the road trip relatively unscathed going 5-3, including a big win over the Celtics on Sunday. The longest road trip of a season is typically seen as the most telling for a teams playoff hopes, but I believe the next six days will be a much better barometer for their ability to repeat as champions. 6 days, 4 games, all at Staples where they have the best home record in the NBA (23-3)....

Garbage Time: Charleston, Guns, and the Mavericks

January 7, 2010

Teach: The washing machine in my apartment is an old clunker. As it goes through its spin cycles, one can hear it bang against the dry wall and linoleum, like a Wright Brothers contraption it longs to fly, and while my washing machine turned the dryer into a passionate lover by rocking and swaying, Kentucky and Louisville slugged it out against one another, in a sloppy game made appealing only by the soap opera plot lines of Pitino and Calipari's lives, that is until John Wall took over with about nine minutes left, propelling Kentucky into full-fledged flight.
As Wall mounted the run that took the game out of Louisville's grasp, my washing machine finished dry humping the dryer, except it wasn't that dry--the water was still running. I got a pair of pliers and cut off the supply, but I was too late. I could already fill my gym socks absorbing the half inch of water that now sat on my laundry room floor, running under the door and soaking into the carpet and floorboards of the hallway. I used every towel in my apartment to control the flood, but the damage was done; and I felt as foolish as a Cardinal defender trying to keep John Wall from being John Wall.

By the time one feels the flood, it's probably too late.

Yes, College of Charleston upset Carolina, giving them their fourth loss this season, but this loss only puts this season into context. A team with ten freshmen and sophomores, that's lost only to top ten teams so far, lost on the road while missing two of its starters, who happen to be a junior and a senior. Yes, College of Charleston is only 8-6 on the year now, but Carolina teams have suffered much more embarrassing losses and turned out alright by March. Santa Clara anyone? And, if any of that didn't help UNC fans to relax, then check out Adam Lucas' portrait of a young team still learning "how to win."

Langston:
On the last day of 2009, the Tennessee Volunteer basketball team appeared to be headed towards a deep run in the NCAA tournament. They were ranked 14th in the country, coming off a big 66-59 win over in-state rival Memphis, and about a week away from hosting the #1 Kansas Jayhawks. Then it all unraveled in a late night traffic stop on new years, all due to speeding. The end result; 4 players facing misdemeanor drug, alcohol, and gun charges. All four scholarship players, all four indefinitely suspended. Leaving the police, coaching staff, university and fans with a lot of questions. Not really about the pot or alcohol, because, well, it's college. But why in the world did they have guns, especially guns with altered serial numbers? I have lived in almost every living situation in Knoxville from dorms to apartments to off-campus houses. And do you know the one thought that never entered my mind? I need a gun. Yet, I guess that's why these stories are so interesting to those of us lacking the talent and ability to play major college sports, as we can't imagine why any of them would risk the opportunities presented to them.

I sometimes imagine myself in their position as a scholarship athlete, thinking I would never make the same mistakes. Leading myself to believe that I would embrace everyday as the most grateful person alive. After all, my only job would be to get good grades, play a game, stay in shape and not get arrested. But who am I kidding? If I was told how awesome I was by everyone I met from the age of twelve to twenty, I would be insufferable and just as likely to get popped by the cops for some idiotic mishap.

Game of the Week:
Dallas @ San Antonio, Friday, 8:30 PM
San Antonio went into December having won five games in a row. The Spurs then lost three in a row to Boston, Denver, and Utah, dropping their record to 9-9. Since that losing streak, they've won 11 out of 14 games, climbing to 21-12 and within two games of the Dallas Mavericks. This game matters not only because the Spurs can pull a game closer to the Mavs, but because the Spurs need to beat a quality opponent. All last year, I said the Spurs role players, not their Big 3, needed to play well against quality teams so they would have the confidence to win in the playoffs. Well, now, the role players and the Big 3 need to win against a quality opponent in order to have the confidence to remain relevant. In their December surge, the only winning team Duncan and company have beaten is Miami, which means this surge sounds more like a whimper than a bang.

Dallas Mavericks Preview: "Gas"

October 11, 2009

In an effort to gear up for the NBA season, we will view the upcoming season through the eyes of Edward Hopper. Feel free to add your thoughts on the 2010 Mavericks in our comments section.The sound of Neil Young on the radio fades to static, leaving Jason to finish the final verses of "Old Man" a capella. He looks over to the passenger seat and sees that Dirk is still asleep, bringing a literal meaning to the phrase sleeping giant. As Jason sings "I'm a lot like you were" and then falls silent, the sound of the truck's engine and the lack of a radio signal remind Jason just how far way from a destination they are. For miles, all he can see are rolling plains; the set of Oklahoma but without the music.

Splat! Jason hears the sound of a palm slapping glass behind him. He turns his head to see Josh's red eyes resting on him and pressed into a blood stain, between Josh's skin and the cab's rear window, is what's left of a mosquito. Josh peels back his lips to reveal a yellow grin. He resembles a caricature from out of a Joseph Conrad novel, as if he hasn't yet realized how much depth lies behind every human face. Jason can't stand people like Josh. He doesn't understand how they can be so content just going along for the ride, never asking questions and never offering any strategies on how to get from point A to point B. Josh pulls his hand away from the glass and licks it, as if the squashed mosquito were only a dab of strawberry jelly.

The truck begins to rattle like an empty stomach. Jason eyes the fuel gauge; it says there's still half a tank, but the vehicle is clearly dragging to a halt. These are the laws of physics. Jason ponders whether he's witnessing the law of gravity, inertia, friction, or momentum. He's not sure which one it is and gives it up. Regardless of which law is in effect, the truck is out of gas.

"Dude, Dirk, wake up, man." Jason shoves Dirk, who lifts his head like a napping giraffe, "Huh? Are we there?"

"No, we're not there. We're out of gas, man."

"So we're stranded?"

"Yeah, looks like it."

Jason and Dirk each climb out of the cab and stand beside the truck, hands on their hips, disappointment on their faces. Josh dances in the back of the truck, doing his best to impersonate a young Laurence Fishburne, from Apocalypse Now, only Laurence danced to The Rolling Stones, while Josh dances to his own thoughts. Dirk and Jason stick out their thumbs, but their slouched shoulders and curved necks suggest they do not believe in the ritual, that it may be as fruitless as a rain dance, an offering of sacrifice, or a prayer before dinner. Time on the road has made them atheists. Traveling without reaching a desired destination can do that to a person. Of course, spirituality is often born out of learning to appreciate the journey that leads to one's goal.

Josh struts to the rhythm of his mind's guitar, until he stands next to Jason and Dirk. Then he waves his two arms in the air as if they were snakes. His right arm slithers down his stomach and into his pants. He pulls the zipper of his pants down with his left hand and out pokes his right thumb, through the crotch. Then he mimics the slouch of Jason and Dirk, except he appears to be headed toward Bethlehem, while they no longer buy into the significance of geographical locations that lends itself to pilgrimages. The three of them stand like this for hours, in silence, like statues of wise men, before Jason and Dirk return to the truck, dejected, leaving Josh alone with his phallic thumb.

A convertible speeds by. If Josh's eyes were open, then he might have been blinded by the dust and debris that the car's tires threw in his face. The car flies by the broke down truck by about thirty feet, screeches to a stop, and then backs up parallel to the truck, directly in front of Josh's thumb.

"Need a ride?" asks the driver. Josh just stands. It's quite possible he's asleep. "I said do yall need a ride."

Jason looks up from the driver's seat. He blinks and rubs his eyes. How does physics explain this random act of kindness? It doesn't matter. A solution has presented itself. Jason turns to Dirk, "our ride's here. Let's go." Jason and Dirk get out of the truck once again, walking like reborn Christians down to the river for baptism, heads held high. They each put a hand on Josh's shoulder, waking him from his slumber, or was it just meditation?

"What are yall's names?" asks their chauffeur.

"I'm Jason,"pointing to himself, "and this is Josh and Dirk."

"Cool, I'm Shawn."

"We're lucky you came along. We ran out of gas and thought we were done for."

Shawn laughs, like a rabbit in a briar patch, as if there's something obvious to be known under everyone's nose, but no one sees it, "Done for? You're only a half mile from Cuban's Gas 'n Stop. Done for? Seriously, you're joking, right?"

Jason's chin drops to his chest. He's not sure what's worse: the embarrassment he feels now or his insurmountable lack of faith?

Dunk of the Week: Aldridge Shames Dampier

March 12, 2009

Since we have been doing the dunks of the week, no big men have stood up and claimed the worthless yet honorable prize. That changed last night when Lamarcus Aldridge faked a pick and got some space from Dirk. Steve Blake sees the open lane and drops it in to Lamarcus just in time for him to posterize the helpless Erik Dampier.



That was sick, but what is up with that monstrosity of a logo at midcourt?

Dunk of the Week: Terry goes back to school

March 6, 2009

This weeks edition of "dunk of the week" isn't really due to the dunk per se, but more so for the way the dunk was able to be completed. The play took place in last night's game between the Hornets and Mavericks, where Chris Paul dribbles through Jason Terry's legs and then dishes it off at the last moment to Rasual Butler. Enjoy.

Mark Cuban facing charges from the SEC

November 17, 2008

The Securities and Exchange Commission filed insider-trading charges against Mark Cuban. The charges stem from when Cuban sold his entire 6% ownership stake immediately after learning that Mamma.com was raising money through a public investment in private entity, or PIPE. (FYI: In a PIPE, shares are issued at a discount. Which shafts the investor who already owns stock in the company, because once it is officially announced the stocks take a dive due to the dilution of the shares and voting rights of pre-PIPE investors.) When the markets opened the morning of June 30, 2004 shares of the company dropped by 9%.

By selling his stake, Mr. Cuban avoided more than $750,000 in losses, the SEC alleges. price. The complaint makes clear that Cuban was furious about the planned sale and from the sound of it his legendary anger got the best of him. Which led him to a rash decision and may result in serious civil fines. At this time, there is no word if the Justice Department will seek criminal charges .

This is terrible news for Cub fans, as it could be the final nail in the coffin for his chances at buying the Cubs. Tribune Co. CEO Sam Zell is saying he'd like to have the Cubs sold by year's end. Couple that with his new legal issues, and it puts a huge obstacle for his chances to pull together the $1.3 Billion needed to buy the Cubs. Personally I think he has the ability of being a great owner. Not just for the Cubs and city of Chicago, but for MLB as well.

For the full story, check out Wall Street Journal
 

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