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Read Everything That Dunks Must Converge

Read Everything That Dunks Must Converge
by Bryan Harvey

Truth & lies in Pixar's 'The Good Dinosaur'

Truth & lies in Pixar's 'The Good Dinosaur'
by Bryan Harvey

A world of child soldiers & cowboys

A world of child soldiers & cowboys
by Bryan Harvey

To their own devices: Pablo Larrain's 'The Club'

To their own devices: Pablo Larrain's 'The Club'
by Bryan Harvey
Showing posts with label Amar'e Stoudemire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amar'e Stoudemire. Show all posts

Poet in the Post: Dylan Thomas laments Amar'e Stoudemire & the New York Knicks

December 8, 2014


At halftime of their game against Cleveland last week, Charles Barkley felt the Knicks were so historically bad—and they are—that the occasion called for making up words to describe their offense. Instead of triangle he went with blu-blu, or something like that. The thing was, at the time, the Knicks were actually winning. They would go onto lose—and they’ve lost twice since—but at the time not all seemed lost. What makes the Knicks sense of badness so horrendous, however, is that this current group of players really hasn’t been anywhere of note, so this cannot be described as a decline. Furthermore, they’re not young enough for this time spent struggling to be taken as some painful crucible for the league’s future zeitgeist. They are, besides the occasional flair of wasted talent and unconceived talent, awful. 

Exploring the NBA Lockout: Amar'e De Leon Looks for the Fountain of Youth

August 11, 2011

As more NBA players flirt with the idea of basketball overseas, here is an account of Amar'e De Leon's wanderings:




Bullet Points from the Celtics Sweep of the Knicks

April 24, 2011

While I grieve the shortcomings of my beloved San Antonio Spurs over at TFT, I'm going to take solace in the fact that they are not the only team struggling to meet expectations in this year's postseason (petty and nothing new, I know):


Amar'e Stoudemire and Carmelo Anthony got to the Prom only to have the liquor they took from their daddy's cabinet upset their stomachs. Drink too much of anything, whether it be alcohol or hype, and you can find your worldview shaped by porcelain. 




 

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