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Showing posts with label Prince. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prince. Show all posts

If It Were a Battle of Theme Songs

January 23, 2010

I doubt this one would win the NFC Championship. It's moments like this when the world truly misses the comic genius of Dave Chapelle because this sappy sugar-coated song could only be written by one who serves pancakes after a basketball game and bathes in the healing waters of Lake Minnetonka. Hopefully, the Vikings wear blouses as their jerseys come Sunday because, in short, Prince wrote a terrible fight song to express the Viking love that has hibernated deep down in his assless-chaps-covered-soul--seriously, it sounds like it was written in the days of Fran Tarkenton yore.




In fact, the song from this Tarkenton highlight reel is much more inspirational.

 

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