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Cleveland Cavaliers Preview: "Summer Evening"

September 16, 2009

In an effort to gear up for the NBA season, we will view the upcoming season through the eyes of Edward Hopper. Feel free to add your thoughts on the 2010 Cavs in our comments section.


LeBron James takes Shaq's hand, clearing his throat to sound sincere, "I don't care what happened with those other guys. Things will be different with us. I'm going to take care of you. All you need is me. Nobody else even matters."

Shaq stares off into the shadows, where all this talk of love leads.

"And we don't have to stay here forever. I'll save up money. Maybe go to college next year or the big city. Let's just make it work for one year and then blow this town. Just give me one year to prove myself."

Shaq's eyes flicker with the porchlights, "LeBron, I'm dying."

6 comments:

folse said...

hehehe,...i just saw Shaq swim race phelps last night on ABC... he's also been cross training with 13yr old sychronized swimmers. I think it's a clear sign he'll take LeBrons hand and become a dominating creepy old man in this twisted relationship... maybe he'll even wear a tutu for LeBron.

September 16, 2009 at 9:50 AM
Unknown said...

Folse, I feel like you really understand me.

September 16, 2009 at 8:53 PM
Deckfight said...

i thought shaq was going to tell lebron he was pregnant and would be out for the season.

September 17, 2009 at 4:29 PM
Unknown said...

Originally, I did have it as Shaq being pregnant, but then I talked it over with Langston and we decided to go with the old route. Either way, pregnant or dying, Shaq isn't what he once was.

September 17, 2009 at 5:29 PM
Unknown said...

In all seriousness though, I like the moves the Cavs made this year. With Shaq in the starting lineup, Ilguaskas now comes off the bench. They added Jamario Moon, who I think can really help this team from a reserve role. JJ Hickson has shown some promise at the four, and, for sentimental reasons, I've got to like the fact they have Danny Green and Jawad Williams, two of my favorite Tar Heels, on the roster.

September 17, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Unknown said...

Dalonte West, carrying a gun and some bootleg whiskey, wrapped in a paper bag, just disrupted this scene of light and shadow by stumbling up the dirt road that runs in front of the porch.

September 19, 2009 at 4:37 PM

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