iTunes & App Store

Read Everything That Dunks Must Converge

Read Everything That Dunks Must Converge
by Bryan Harvey

Truth & lies in Pixar's 'The Good Dinosaur'

Truth & lies in Pixar's 'The Good Dinosaur'
by Bryan Harvey

A world of child soldiers & cowboys

A world of child soldiers & cowboys
by Bryan Harvey

To their own devices: Pablo Larrain's 'The Club'

To their own devices: Pablo Larrain's 'The Club'
by Bryan Harvey
Showing posts with label ESPN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ESPN. Show all posts

Point/Counterpoint: Rick Reilly's "Pay for Play"

July 16, 2011


This is our column where we wrangle every nonsensical statement a writer proclaims in their commentary. Next up is Rick Reilly of ESPN, taken from the article "Pay for Play."


For the 116th straight season, it looks as if American golf is going to get through another year without a labor stoppage. Arnold Palmers for everybody.


Not true in the NFL and the NBA -- both are in lockouts now -- but how we don't have one in golf I'll ever know. If anybody should strike, it's golfers. They have the worst deal since the Winklevoss twins met Mark Zuckerberg.

ESPN Insanity Index

July 13, 2011

In a new series presented by LCB, we will point out, on occasion, ideas, stories, or commentary from the Worldwide Leader that they want us to believe are true but are against all logic and reason. The ESPN hype machine struck again after the US Women's soccer team's come from behind victory against Brazil in the quaterfinals in the World Cup on Sunday.  In what was a thrilling, entertaining match with many twists and turns, the US tied it up with as close as a last second goal as you can get in soccer with an incredible cross and header.  They closed it out with a win in penalty kicks, closing out an exciting sporting event.

Of course ESPN, who is televising the Women's World Cup, does what has become the norm for them in recent years for any sports on their network.  They take a great sporting event that they have televised and immediately attempt to place the event into historical context, inflating the importance of the event and in turn trying to impose ESPN's prominence and status in sports.  The perspective on the event becomes lost and blown out of proportion to an extent where we lose track of why we enjoy sports: for these exciting moments by themselves.  But ESPN goes far and beyond with the hype and over-analyzation, which culminated in a Top 10 list of most dramatic sport moments in history that was presented on SportsCenter after the game.  The USA-Brazil match was #5 all time.  All time.  Can't get more knee-jerk than that besides putting the Decision #1 (which surprisingly didn't happen)

In response to this list I went ahead and presented my more correct Top 10 list below. Not in any particular order:

The Catch: Montana to Clark
The Catch: Mays World Series
Laettner
Immaculate Reception
Buckner
Gibson
Jordan over Bryon Russell
Tyree Catch
Vince Young Rose Bowl
The Miracle On Ice (Although I don't know if this is a moment or an event)

Honorable Mention:  Joe Carter, Shot Heard Round the World, Tiger's Chip on 16, Artest Melee

LCB Recap: 24 Hours of Hoops

November 19, 2010

One thing I'm slowly starting to learn is that it's not good to just be reactionary, and that sometimes you need to take some time and let your thoughts go back and forth for a good 24-48 hours before responding to certain things. I wanted to type out what I thought about how certain teams looked immediately after the conclusion of the “Made for Brendan Brody” type event that was the College Basketball tipoff Marathon, but the combination of simple human weariness from watching a good 7 basketball games in 24 hours, coupled with my not wanting to overreact to games taking place in November caused me to hold off until now. Here now are some brief thoughts on the 12 teams I saw play, in order of how impressed I was.

Ohio St: The Buckeyes honestly looked like an NBA team in their ability to score, and score at will. They shot 63% from the field, due in most part to the play of David Lighty and Jared Sullinger. Sullinger put up a dominating 26 and 10, while Lighty also had 26 as he and William Buford broke Florida's press all day with ease. Aaron Craft looked like he can handle heavy minutes at point guard, and Buford had 8 assists to just 1 turnover, showing he can potentially handle the Evan Turner role. Depth could be a concern, with Dallas Lauderdale only playing 18 minutes because of foul trouble. Ohio St. looks like they aren't too far behind Michigan St. in the Big Ten, as their starting 5 is just as good if not better than Sparty.

Kansas St: The Wildcats grinded it out in the first 25-30 minutes against an over-hyped VT squad, then ran away with it at the end. I wasn't really as impressed with their efforts on Tuesday, but more by the fact that they were able to win like this with superstar Jacob Pullen only playing 2 minutes in the first half, and playing without Curtis Kelly, who is in calm and passive Coach Frank Martin's doghouse for some reason. Once they get everybody back, they will have 5 big men in Kelly, Wally Judge, Jamar Samuels, Freddy Asprilla, and Jordan Henriquez-Roberts that are interchangeable, so they should dominate on the boards all year long. Rodney McGruder and Nick Russell played well, and Freshman Will Spradling looked like he can run the point, not turning the ball over at all, and showing he's ready to step in at that spot, allowing the bearded wonder to play off the ball.

Baylor: Much like Kansas State, Baylor is simply huge inside. I did not know that Quincy Acy is 6'7 with a 7'2 wing span. And he plays the 3. Anthony Jones, Perry Jones, and J'Mison Morgan all are 6'10. Needless to say, they out rebounded Lasalle by 10, and caused all sorts of problems with their length in the back of the 2-3 zone they played. Acy looks like he's going to be a breakout star, and the Bears will get much better when LaceDarius Dunn comes back from suspension.

San Diego St: This was the first time I've really seen them play other than when they hung with Tennessee in the first round of the NCAA's. They have all their starters back, and beat Gonzaga in one of the best games of the day. Kawhi Leonard is the headliner, but Senior forward Billy White had a career-best of 30 points. I don't really like their guard play, but to get this win without any contributions from center Malcolm Thomas in Spokane, the Aztecs proved they might be the team to beat in what looks like another great race in the Mountain West.

Gonzaga: I mentioned that Jimmer Fredette is going to be a J.J. Redick-like “cultural phenomenon” in the podcast, but Steven Gray might also be rapidly making this leap. Gray dropped 35 in this one, as he was able to score at will. The Zags look to be about the same as they always are. Whether or not they go further than the 2nd round of the dance will depend on getting more out of Elias Harris, who didn't look healthy, and Robert Sacre down low. If it's just Steven Gray doing all the heavy lifting, Gonzaga won't go far. Random side note: David Stockton, son of John Stockton, is a bench player who didn't get into the game. No word on whether or not he rocks the nut-huggers like his pappy did in Utah)

Memphis: I wasn't sure what to think about Memphis, as their roster is made up of a ton of freshman. MickeyD's All-American point guard Joe Jackson looked poised and led the squad with 17 points. I also liked Charles Carmouche, a transfer from New Orleans. They have loads of depth, Will Barton and Chris Crawford will have their moments this season. I didn't like the fact that Wesley Witherspoon kind of floated in and out of things. He dominated in stretches. But for Memphis to have a great year, he needs to establish that this is his team and become the go-to superstar he can be for this extremely young Memphis team.

Louisville: One would think I'd be a little bit more sold on Louisville's Big East chances after trouncing a Final Four team at home by 15. I'm not. Louisville played great pressure D in the first half, but then pretty much coasted through the whole rest of the game. I think Raheem Buckles and Tim Jennings will be hard to stop inside, but Peyton Siva is extremely erratic, much like last year's point, Edgar Sosa. They'll be able to shoot in streaks, but unless they force 17-20 turnovers a night they'll still be a middle of the road Big East team.

Florida: I'm not jumping off the bandwagon yet, and I still think this could be a Final Four team despite losing by 18 at home. Here's why. They hung with Ohio St. for the majority of this game, then kind of let things get away at the end. Offensively, they looked great at times, with Vernon Macklin providing inside scoring, and Kenny Boynton going for 21 on the outside. Alex Tyus and Chandler Parsons had quiet games, but still loom as other weapons going forward. They need to figure out what kind of team they're going to be, but at least they have the option of pounding the ball inside, and making people pay from deep. But Coach Donovan, let's work on playing a little D and scrapping the press. Until then, we can't give you the SEC title, at least not yet.

Butler: I can honestly say I was getting pissed off watching this one, last year's run combined with my living in Indiana last winter has made Butler my second favorite team behind UNC. The Bulldogs looked lost offensively early, got a little better in the second half, but have a lot to work on. I still think they're a top 25 team, or at least they will be eventually. They need to get more from someone other than Shelvin Mack, who had 17 of their 23 points in the first half, as Matt Howard barely played because of fouls. Howard ended up with 23, but he needs to obviously stay on the floor and not get 2 fouls in the first 2 and a half minutes for them to succeed. Simply put, they need some other shooters to step forward, or they might not even win the Horizon League.

Miami: I'm putting Miami ahead of VT right now, simply because of one man, Reggie Johnson. I didn't know much about Miami until watching this one, but if they can get this hulk of a human being more involved, instead of playing like an 8 year old parks and rec team where the guards don't feed the post and take all the shots, the Canes can make some noise. Johnson had 12 points and 12 rebounds, and if Miami realizes they have a weapon down low to go along with the scoring they can get from guards Durand Scott and Malcolm Grant, I think they can have a decent little season.

Virginia Tech: I don't know what the injury situation is, and whether or not they'll get people back. But if they don't, then VT is in trouble. They don't have any frontcourt depth, despite the fact that Bobby Knight repeatedly said that they did throughout the broadcast. They have Jeff Allen, and that's about it. Malcolm Delaney and Dorenzo Hudson had to do too much, and Tech got into all kinds of foul trouble leading to what should have been a worse loss if Kansas State would have made some free throws. I like UNC as the clear-cut number 2 team in the ACC a lot more now after watching this one.

La Salle: It warrants mentioning that they did only lose by 10 to Baylor on the road and hung with them for most of the contest. They might be a bubble team, but they need someone other than Arric Murray, a decent power forward, to step forward to come out of the middle of the pack in the A10.

The Morning after the Pro Bowl

February 1, 2010

Scientists and prognosticators the world over anticipated mass destruction as a result of the Pro Bowl's move from its traditional offseason time slot to the week before the Super Bowl. ESPN called for a plague of volcanic eruptions while Sports Illustrated predicted great fissures in the ocean's floor. Islands would be moved. Fire would rain down, and human lives would be lost. The catastrophe would be so huge and wide-sweeping that there would be no escape.
Experts in the human psyche, such as Mike Greeny and Mike Golic, even took days out of their busy schedules of debating health care and gays in the military to critique and pontificate the results of such a large scale disaster that at its best would only be the beginning of the apocalypse and not the end of the Earth's final days..

Golic struggled to describe his worst fears of the possible devastation, yelling, "Awwww! C'mon! This doesn't matter. It's an exhibition of players I've never even heard of," which many took as Golic's giving up on life, that his expertise on the movements of tectonic plates and buffet lines allowed him to see that the NFL in no way could recover from such drastic changes in such a short period of time. Greeny, on the other hand, took a more meticulous approach, muttering, "Hold on, Golic, quit choking on chili dawgs and take a look at this. It could be interesting. Some people might watch it now."

However, Golic was too far gone into an abyss of jiggling jello and steaming hush puppies to see any signs of hope, yelping, "It doesn't matter! Nothing matters! It's not ever going to matter! Just stop it! Oh, stop it! Yes, I'm getting seconds."

Well, Golic was wrong. The quake came and went, and didn't even register on the richter scale, to the relief of the Red Cross and other human aid programs that currently have more important work to do, but despite not causing massive tremors, flash floods, and hailstorms, the Pro Bowl did pull in its largest audience since 2000, registering approximately 12.3 million viewers.

Of course, there were light showers during most of the game, prompting Brian Orakpo to say of the elements that constantly reminded everyone watching that all of humanity sits on a precipice of despair, "Everybody came out here trying not to get hurt. . . ."

Mike Golic's heart broke when he went back for seconds, and there weren't any.

ESPN to Air New Dance Show with Pacman Jones as Host

July 17, 2009

These days, while watching ESPN's Sport Center, Outside the Lines, or any of their NFL shows, one might notice the network's recent promos for their answer to Dancing with the Stars. Reality television is nothing new, and neither are shows where contestants try to rise above the masses and get their lone shot at stardom, which is why ESPN's brain trust has decided to combine the two genres into a show they call Making it Rain.

ESPN's Making it Rain will follow Pac Man Jones around the country as he visits different Gentleman's Clubs to find America's most talented exotic dancers.

When asked how his role as host might affect his chances of being reinstated into the NFL, Jones responded, "That's in Mr. Goodell's hands, so I'm just goin' to do for mine right now. Also, I think this show can only help my image. In the past, I would go into the club wavin' all the money and holdin' my jewels up to the camera. Now, someone else is goin' to toss the money, and ESPN has promised to give me ice that will speak for itself. I'm gonna be very professional and at times more playful. Don't expect me to always be muggin' back. We might even use Monopoly money when we shoot the show, so that people know it's just a game."

Jones then peeled out of the ESPN parking lot, in his SUV, yelling back at the reporters, "Mr. Goodell might even get on an episode or two!"

Still, while Pac Man Jones feels Making it Rain will present him as man who has learned how to behave in a strip club, critics of ESPN's new show feel that the show will undoubtedly cast women in a negative light, as displayed by leading feminist Ani Difranco's argument against the premise of the show: "Do you ever wonder/ when the damage will be done?/ Do you ever feel/ like one times one times one?"

To which a stripper named Candi, who hopes to be on Making it Rain, responded, "What's she talking about? We get paid in ones. Feeling like a one is a good thing. No one brags about being ranked any other number, so, yeah, Ani, I do feel like number one; and, every time I dance, I want to be number one at what I do."

Sean Bratches, ESPN Executive VP of Sales and Marketing, defended the show by saying, "Look, we understand that this show may be controversial, but we feel as a sports network it is our duty to carry on the legacy of a Jackie Robinson or a Roberto Clemente and help America break through barriers of race and poverty. What better way exists for America's white middle class to understand the actions of a Mr. Jones than for Mr. Jones to walk into their living rooms and show their sons and daughters that there is an appropriate way to appreciate the beauty of a nude woman and to giver her the means of bettering her life."

Bratches feels strongly that Making it Rain is much more than an effort to create a So You Think You Can Dance for men, but he does admit that mostly men will be watching, sharing that the show will not just feature cash being dumped on women in g-strings and lingerie. Exotic dancers on the show will compete for money in several competitions, allowing Americans to better appreciate the skills and the struggles that go into being an exotic dancer.

The show promises to feature women bobbing for dollars in buckets of cristalle; catching dollars, with their teeth, while locked in glass cages, with their hands bound; wrestling in petroleum jelly for cash; and catching dollar bills, with their breasts, while swinging from trapeze. Bratches believes that these innovative competitions will keep gentleman's club regulars, like Jermaine Dupri, entertained with events one does not typically see in the club.

When faced with the difficult question of whether or not a show featuring nude dancers is appropriate for all television audiences, Bratches stated, "Parents will not have to worry about their children being exposed to anything inappropriate during daytime hours. We as a responsible network promise to state before each episode that the content of the show may not be suitable for all viewers, so if parents have taught their children to be responsible, then their children will look away on their own. Also, during daytime hours, we blur out all the nipples, butt cracks, and vaginas."


EDITOR'S NOTE: At the time of publication, no ESPN representative was willing to state what winning contestants on Making it Rain will receive or when the show is expected to air.

Link Scrap: Is it Thursday yet?

October 8, 2008

True Blue L.A. did a nice preview of the NLCS for the average Dodger fan while the 700 level did a good one for the Philly fans

The Chicago Tribune has two interesting stories: The first is how a White Sox fan finally got his revenge on a Cub fan and the second is of a Cubs fan who is selling his loyalty on Ebay.

Awful Announcing has a clip from the Big 0 and Dukes show, where they were conducting the Mike Greenberg Experiment

Neiman Marcus is set to sell Dallas Cowboys end zone in their annual Christmas Book

John McCain Interview on ESPN

September 16, 2008

A couple weeks ago we posted the interview of Barack Obama on ESPN. Bob Ley recently caught up with Presidential nominee John McCain for an interview. The interview aired today on "Sportscenter." Here it is thanks to Awful Announcing



In my opinion, Bob Ley really should have done both interviews. Even when he is throwing softballs he does it skillfully, and that is an attribute Stuart Scott has never really attained.

Sarah Palin, your next VP?

August 31, 2008

Presumptive Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin is a wife, a mother of 5, a former pageant queen, a former state champion point guard, a reformer who brought down the corruption in the state of Alaska, and a former sports reporter. The year is 1988, she was 24, and she went by Sarah Heath. She worked for KTUU-TV Channel 2 in Anchorage; Here is the clip;



Its too bad that hair style went of fashion, as it looked good on both her and Brett Michaels.

Barack Obama interviewed on ESPN

August 26, 2008

Last night on "Sportscenter" they aired a Stuart Scott interview with Presidential nominee Barack Obama. Here it is, thanks to Awful Announcing




Personally I like my sports separate from my politics. I think it is interesting that they chose Scott for the interview, as there are a lot of other reporters who would not hesitate to ask a serious question IE Jeremy Schapp. Obama gave the typical cookie cutter answers but calls out Cub fans for being of the fair weather variety. I think the numbers would disagree with the Senator, as the Cubs sell 99.1 % of their tickets to the White Sox 75.8%. The Cubs are routinely selling out year in and out, as the White Sox only sold 54% of their tickets in 2003. I know Wrigley is a big factor, but how can you defend only selling 54% of your tickets especially for a team that went 86-76?

The McCain interview is in the works and should be coming soon.

What is Emmit saying?

August 8, 2008

Emmitt Smith is back and he made a recent visit to Sportscenter's Cold Hard Facts. He seems like he has worked on his delivery, much like a pitcher coming off of Tommy John surgery. But instead of fixing it, he may of made it worse, evidence is the clip and if anyone can tell me what Emmitt is trying to say I would appreciate it.


I am so confused. I think my mind just got debacled listening to this. So far I understand that he wants Favre to realize that the Cowboys were an integral part of Emmitts' career, but why. We might have to bring in Robert Langdon or Ben Gates to figure this one out.

Video thanks to AA

Time Wasters: Introducing the AMI

August 5, 2008


I came across the American Mustache Institute a couple weeks ago as I was coming back from the beach. Their Chairman Emeritus Jay Della Valle was a guest on the Scott Van Pelt show and proved to be quite an entertaining interview. ESPN decided give the American Mustache Institute more play after Jason "Former State Trooper" Giambi shaved his mustache, as the A.M.I. had their Executive Director DR. Aaron Perlut, CM on First Take this morning. Here is the clip:






Farewell State Trooper Giambi.
Video provided by AA

The X Games are back

August 1, 2008

Last night the X Games made their premier on ESPN and it did not take long for a huge fall. Remember last year where Jake Brown fell four stories, Danny Way did something similar but walks away. Pretty crazy if you ask me, heres the video




Oh by the way he came back did three more runs and finished second.

Link Scrap

July 21, 2008


Whats better than 20 Laker girls? 500 Laker girls

Baron Davis and Steve Nash enjoy a beautiful day in Santa Monica

The ESPYs aired last night and the best part of the night was this somewhat funny clip they ran




Video thanks to AA


More scrap after the jump



This Orioles fan shows you what not to do when a foul ball is hit your way, i.e. he gets hit in the face


The Columbus Crew and West Ham United played a friendly this past weekend, the fans were not so friendly.


Dodgers score 5 in the 9th to beat the Diamondbacks and to tie Arizona for the division lead.


Aaron Miles hits a walk-off grand slam to help the Cards sweep the Padres

Rick Reilly: Speaks before he thinks

July 15, 2008

Rick Reilly is leaving his mark in his first week on the job at ESPN, helping make the Home Run Derby into something its never been, a race issue. In his mind, way too many gringos.

Clip after the jump




So its the MLBs fault all of the latino players in the all-star game turned it down, of course he forgot that non-All Star game participants cannot be invited to be in the Home Run Derby. So yeah thanks for doing your homework.

Clip courtesy de AA

Breaking News: Favre doesn't read Teach's Letters

July 11, 2008


Brett Favre has asked for his unconditional contractual release from the Packers, the message was delivered to the Packers via overnight mail and was sent by Favre's agent Bus Cook.
Cook, on behalf of Favre, expressed a desire to have an amicable parting, as the Packers have been reluctant to embrace his return. Three days ago during a conference call with the Packers, Favre expressed his desire to return to play in 2008. Favre has three years remaining on his contract at a total of $39 million. He currently is on the reserve-retired list.

The letter suggests that Favre's accomplishments for the franchise merited the team honoring his request to be released, also asking that the action be taken "with no strings attached." Favre does not want to be traded, sources said, because he wants the freedom of choice to play for another franchise.

Favre has been throwing and running with a Hattiesburg high school team for the past month and was seen throwing 50-yard bombs on a rope to the high school recievers.

This news bares a lot of questions on this will be handeled by the Packers.


  • Will they release him or try and trade him?

  • Will they keep him on the reserve-retired list and not let him go anywhere?

  • If they did try and trade him, where too and for what?

  • If they do release him what teams will he talk too and who will he sign with?

In my humble opinion the Packers are in a lose-lose situation. If they release him, Favre loses that legacy of only playing in one city. It will be tough and weird to watch, like Montana in Kansas City. If they trade him or don't release him, they will look terrible because he has held this franchise on his back for the last decade and they wont honor his wishes.


Either way this is great news for John Madden and Bears fans, really how awesome would the Bears-Packers games be with Favre as a Bear? I just have to feel for all the Packer fans, you try to move on and he keeps pulling back in and this time its not good news. Sorry Teach.


ESPN: Favre wants out


Link Scrap

July 9, 2008


The Sports Guy leaves some information on why he will be gone the rest of the summer, no mention on why the time-out is occuring. For more information go to Deadspin.


Deadspin has a great video morning wake-up call put together by AwfulAnnouncing, its all of the good stuff you would if you just watched ESPN all day yesterday.

The Fightins has a great pic of Tony Armas Jr. and his manly backpack.

The Slate has a pretty good post letting us know every reason the Olympics will be a huge disaster this year.

Monday Morning Punter at Kissing Suzy Kolber has intercepted all of the texts Brett Favre sent to the Packers

Every Day Should Be Saturday has the latest Fulmer Cup Rankings (the College fball teams leading in arrests, really should be renamed the Bowden Cup)

ProfootballTalk has the latest on who is going to be running the Steelers

Baseball Tonights Battle of the Bands

June 23, 2008

A couple days ago, we put up a clip of Peter Gammons doing his version of take me out to the ball game. Well throughout this past week they have aired John Pizzarelli, Lloyd, The Cab and Gretchen Wilson doing their versions; and thanks to Awful Announcing here are the clips all rolled into one nice video.




Personally I like Gretchen Wilsons version, thanks to the fiddle solo. Any thoughts?

Time Wasters: ESPN edition

June 22, 2008

Remember when ESPN was the greatest thing to start your day with, where every morning the first thing you did was make your cereal and turn on sportscenter. No, well I do that was my routine every morning in middle school, I would get up an extra hour early to keep up to date. In recent years it has switched to a bagel and CNN. I think we can all agree the best part about ESPN is the commercials (baseball tonight is a close second). I wanted to leave you with some of my favorites. First up is one that I had forgotten about, its Chris Farley immitatitng Christians Laettners' final shot against Kentucky:



The big buddy commercial:



and my favorite the Y2K commercial:



I miss Charlie Steiner.

Rick Reilly takes aim at Simmons

June 12, 2008


Since his arrival at ESPN, Rick Reilly has been making more and more announcements, most of them bashing blogs and most of them talking about how old school you are. But if you are really old school, do you have to tell everyone? Doesn't telling people how great things were when you were young, just make you old? Well now he is taking a shot at a coworker. This is from Jon Friedman's "On Media"column about Reilly's jump to ESPN



Old school-new school. I'm not doing more than 800 words, I'm not from Boston, I don't write a lot about the NBA. I'm more likely to tell a story that has a beginning, a middle and an end. He's a blogger. I still love reading him."

Not to long ago Bill Simmons told his sneering view of ESPN and Reilly and it actually seems to have some merit.


“I don’t even care about the money (he’s making). I care about the fact he only
has to write 800 words all week. What does he do all week? I’m just getting
warmed up at 800 words.”

Simmons added


“I don’t think (his hiring) has really changed my life in any way
other than he touches my soul with his writing. That’s really it. He’s raising
the bar morally, financially. . . he’s raising it all over the place. I’m just
happy to be along for the ride.”


In recent weeks Reilly has let known his thoughts about the blogging community, and they were two things, unoriginal and unfunny. I have never been that big of a fan of Simmons, but Reilly is turning me into one. But he is "old school" and heres hoping to see an all-out melee happen between Simmons and Reilly

Courtesy of:
Deadspin Rick Reilly Continues To Not Think Too Highly Of That Billy Simmons Kid

MarketWatch Rick Reilly is ESPNs new sports guy

Yes Sir!

May 23, 2008

Now its always funny when you refer to someone as their own opposite sex, ex: when talking to your football coach in 7th grade, it was all the rage to answer with yes ma'am. Now at the very end of this clip Rip finishes with a quick yes'sir, but its funny to imagine Michelle Tafoya getting all huffy " did he just call me sir, that motherf*cker." I know I would, the only people that liked being called sir are dads, military or LE personnel , coaches, and pricks(ed note:a few people dont like being refferred to as sir, my guess would be that includes most females).

 

© 2008-2010 ·The Lawn Chair Boys by TNB