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Showing posts with label A-Rod. Show all posts
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When will it end?

February 10, 2009

So to add onto the A-Roid news, Miguel Tejada is now being charged for lying to congress and faces as much as a year in jail if convicted on the misdemeanor charge of making misrepresentations to Congress. He will likely receive a lighter sentence due to federal guidelines. I've been trying to wrap my head around this fiasco since earlier today, and I have come to two conclusions.

My first conclusion is that it would be prudent of MLB and Bud Selig to release the full list of players that failed the PED tests in 2003. MLB needs to either protect all 104 of the players, or none at all. I understand that Alex Rodriguez's name is the most important name on the list, since he is in arms reach of a host of baseball records. But as Deaner pointed out, a lot of guys used steroids to get over that hump just so they could get a taste of the bigs. So how many clean players were left in the minors due to the rampant steroid abuse in baseball? They weren't playing on the same level due to the amount of drug use in professional baseball. And in turn the clean players that did it the right way, paid the biggest price. They lost out on a chance to reach their childhood dreams of playing in the majors.

My second conclusion is that Bud Selig needs to resign immediately. How long would you expect to remain the boss, when hundreds of your employees are cheating at their jobs and are using illegal drugs? Not long right. Although he won't admit it, he was warned about the steroid abuse and he had the obligation to take the necessary steps to keep America's game as clean as possible. He failed to do that, and more recently he is letting all the players take the fall as he sits idly by acting as if the problem is fixed. He has had blunder after blunder after blunder, and yet he is getting paid as well as anyone in the league. And unlike the rest of the country, he has job security through the next election in 2012. How can we trust this man to clean the sport up? When he is the one who let this happen to our game.

Alex Rodriguez thinks you're an idiot

Yesterday Alex Rodriguez (aka A-Rod aka A-Roid aka A-Fraud aka A-Hole) finally admitted to abusing performance enhancing drugs. He copped to taking it his entire time as a Texas Ranger, from 2001-2003. The time frame seems pretty convenient, since there wasn't a ban on the drugs in Major League Baseball at the time. Plus how is anyone going to know he didn't take them all throughout his time spent as a Mariner? There not, so he told you cheated because everyone else was doing it and the huge contract he received put extra pressure on him to succeed expectations. He also took the time to say sorry. How nice right? After the interview aired, multiple analysts and writers were boasting of A-Rod and how great a person he is because he came clean. But he didn't come clean. Sports Illustrated reporter Selena Roberts uncovered the information, cementing the fact that he didn't come clean but instead was caught with his pants down. Does the MSM even know what coming clean actually means? It means admitting your misdeeds and saying your sorry, before you get caught. Alex Rodriguez isn't sorry he did steroids, he is sorry he got caught.

Do you really think he would have copped to his steroid abuse if this information never saw the light of day? Not a chance. He would have kept selling his story that he did it all the right way, the Rodriguez way. He probably would've written a book detailing his insane workouts and the trials and tribulations he went through to become a hall-of-fame caliber player. And we would all have the doubts in the back of our minds, but in the end we would have believed him. We would have put him on a pedestal for being the savior of the steroid era, and he would have gladly taken all the gifts that come with being a hero to sports fans everywhere. He would have taken in all the praise drained upon him without ever having the conscience to tell us the truth. And that is why Alex Rodriguez thinks you and I are idiots.

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Timewaster: Awkward Awesomeness

October 27, 2008

Yesterday me and the LCG were taking in our weekly dosage of football, when this commercial aired.



After watching I was in a brief state of bewilderment; not with the awkwardness that Phelps and A-Rod can bring but with the amount of showmanship Kobe can give. He did his best at channeling Joel Goodsen, and I think by rocking it, he saved this commercial.

Its been a day since watching it and the haze has been removed by my lack of short-term memory but I am still left questioning why Tony Hawk is wearing a helmet. Its not like they made A-Rod carry a bat, or told Kobe to hold a basketball, or even have Phelps wear rubber floaties. Do they think the general public is so dense that they wouldn't be able to recognize a national icon without his safety equipment? Or was Hawk just worried about being struck by the flailing members of his boxer-clad co-stars? And if so, wouldn't goggles also be necessary?
 

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