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A Day in the Life: Kevin Garnett

June 10, 2010

Late Tuesday night, I received a phone call from a number I didn't recognize.  I answered the phone with the typical excitement one has for a phone call at 2:30 in the morning. Fully expecting a drunken conversation with a forgotten friend, I was ready to answer, mumble it's late, and hang up, but to my surprise, the call was from Kevin Garnett's agent returning my request to interview a player I've always admired for his defensive intensity,  all-around skill, and passion for the game. That was in April and I never expected any feedback, let alone an interview. After all, I am just an unknown blogger for an unknown blog from an unknown town in Virginia.  Not everything goes as expected.  I got an interview with KG, and Game 3 of the NBA Finals may not have been the moment of crisis that everyone believed it to be.

Before arriving at the cafe in Chestnut Hill (where we agreed to meet), I was overcome with a nervous energy after thinking of the pure intensity with which he plays, and I wondered to myself if this volatility is for real or if it's all a show.  And who could blame me: what with all the incessant screaming, chest pounding, and browbeating. No one could be that intense, or could they? That's when I found out the truth. I walked up to the all-star, greeted with a hug, and as I escaped his embrace I got the following shot where he screamed at the top of his lungs about the availability of his favorite breakfast pastry.


This was certainly the most interesting situation I had ever been in, being screamed at  about the availability of scones, a snack usually reserved for quiet tea parties, hosted by gentle grandmothers. I tried my best to take it in stride. We had coffee. He had the scones he was looking for and we moved on to the next stop, the neighborhood grocery store. As we were entering the store, I wondered to myself what could he possibly be shopping for, I mean he must have a personal chef that does the shopping and cooking for him. Then I noticed KG was already at the other side of the grocery store, moving a mile a minute and talking even faster. Somehow I caught up to him, only to have him yell at me once again.


After his agent explained to him that I was not an employee of the Whole Foods store and that I'm the photographer following him for the day, he responds by informing me he just really needs apple sauce, that his craving for the food burns deep within his gut, and I didn't question the man or his cravings, no matter how odd they appeared to be.

We searched for apple sauce over the next twenty minutes.  He wanted "the southern kind with the redneck on the jar" (I was previously unaware that there was more than one type of apple sauce). Thankfully, I found someone who worked there. Before explaining what I was looking for, the clerk said "You're here with KG aren't you? Here's the apple sauce he wants." Dumbfounded, I asked how he knew what we wanted, and without skipping a beat, the clerk states, "KG comes in here twice a day for the same thing, and he never remembers where it is."

After handing off the apple sauce to Kevin, he responded by beating his chest and putting his head through a glass door in the milk aisle. After regaining his composure, we headed to his last errand. The last stop would be to pick out his outfit for the local Emmy's, for which he was presenting an award for best public access show. Once inside the clothier, I sat down expecting a long drawn out search for the perfect suit. Before I could check my watch for the time he appeared from out of nowhere dressed in a tux.


At that point, he introduced himself as if he were James Bond, prompting me to decide that my time was up, the interview was over. I had learned almost nothing about the man, other than when he screams that it's not just for show. It's just who he is, whether on the basketball court or in a grocery store looking for apple sauce. The man is G, KG! and he wants everyone to know that the Celtics still have a few bullets left in their gun--consider Game 4 a warning shot.

MLB 2010 Preview: Integration Era

March 23, 2010

For our 2010 MLB preview, we're lumping teams into the eras we feel they most resemble. This will cause our rankings to look more like Power Rankings than Divisional rankings, but, like most things at LCB, I wouldn't take any of it too literally. Enjoy, comment, critique, lambast.




As Jackie sprinted from third to home, one could hear the ice cracking on the corn stalks from the friction of his feet on the chalk line that was now blazing like DeLorean tire tracks.  Stealing time, he stole history, and the slow motion of the pitcher's windup looked stiff as a Kansas fence post.  When Jackie went into his slide, the umpire dropped his jaw in bewilderment and tasted the upturned dust and dirt like a cyclone.  We weren't in Kansas anymore.  We weren't even in the same time continuum.  The game we'd known, from its records and statistics to its faces and characters, was now on fire like a stack of Third Reich books.  Baseball sprinted out of World War Two, not even bothering to look over its shoulder, and the taut muscle and sinew of the modern industrial complex sprawled through the rosters like suburban housing treks.  Welcome to a world of Technicolor.  The teams below are the authors of history, who play by their own rules, and not only shape the future but alter our memories of the past, so that we not only see the game differently but forget how absurdly quaint it once was:

Boston Red Sox
Key Additions: John Lackey (SP), Adrian Beltre (3B)
Key Losses: Jason Bay (LF)
Storyline to follow: The Sox have the pitching to beat anyone.  The quandary is will they have the offense.  It's also worth mentioning that the only doubt about whether they have enough offense is because they're in the same division as the Yankees and didn't quite replace Jason Bay's production.


Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (California)
Key Additions: Hideki Matsui (DH/LF), Joel Pineiro (P)
Key Losses: John Lackey (SP), Chone Figgins (3B), Vladimir Guerrero (DH/OF)
Storyline to follow: The Angels are going for their sixth AL West title in seven years.  As the Angels continue to win while losing more and more of their 2002 World Series nucleus, their consistency despite a changing cast of characters deserves the same amount of attention usually heaped on east coast ball clubs.


New York Yankees
Key Additions: Curtis Granderson (CF), Javier Vazquez (SP), Nick Johnson (1B)
Key Losses: Johnny Damon (LF), Melky Cabrera (OF), Hideki Matsui (DH/LF)
Storyline to follow: What other story is there other than the Yankees chasing another World Series title?  It's the sitcom formula that every MLB season relies on carrying the night.


Philadelphia Phillies
Key Additions: Roy Halladay (SP), Placido Polanco (3B)
Key Losses: Cliff Lee (SP), Chan Ho Park (P), Pedro Martinez (SP), Pedro Feliz (3B)
Storyline to follow: At a glance, the Phils appear destined for another World Series; the Halladay move gave them that kind of offseason buzz, but they lost Cliff Lee in the process.  Also, history is not on their side; World War Two was still being waged the last time an NL team won three pennants in a row.  The Phils doing so will highly depend on which Jimmy Rollins shows up this year.


St. Louis Cardinals
Key Additions: Brad Penny (SP), Felipe Lopez (2B)
Key Losses: Joel Pineiro (P)
Storyline to follow: The Brad Penny resurrection is intriguing.  Mark McGwire as the hitting coach begs for analysis. Will Tony LaRussa join Bobby Cox this year in farewell tour calls for our attention, but all of these storylines pale in importance to watching Albert Pujols be Albert Pujols.

Boston Celtics Preview: "People in the Sun"

October 27, 2009

In an effort to gear up for the NBA season, we will view the upcoming season through the eyes of Edward Hopper. Feel free to add your thoughts on the 2010 Celtics in our comments section.Rajon Rondo has always had a greater appreciation for the words in books than he has for natural landscapes. Mountains are created by the violent movements of tectonic plates. They are creatures born from the constant rumblings of the Earth's bowels. They stand for millions of year, but no matter how long a mountain stands it will eventually give way to time. The wind blows inches off its height every year, and the rain washes away the dirt that makes its slopes. No mountain is permanent, which is why Rajon finds the efforts of his family so futile. Every year, as they get older, his aunts and uncles drag him out here to watch the mountains and admire their permanence, and every year Rajon thinks what foolish doctrines the old adopt in order to feel their world is not slipping away.

"Aren't they beautiful?" asks Uncle Kevin.

"Don't they just make you think about perfection?" reflects Aunt Rasheed.

"I miss them so much in the seasons when we're not here," confesses Uncle Pierce.

Aunt Ray just hums in response to each comment, giving them confirmation as deep thoughts, and Rajon continues to plow through the pages of his book, thinking these mountains aren't even as tall as they used to be.

NBA Sacrilege: St. Patty's Day Style

February 19, 2009

St. Patricks day is less than a month away, so that means the MLB is emblazoning every teams logo with green and white. Not to be outdone, the NBA decided to get in on the action. While most of the gear isn't that bad, there is absolutely no excuse for this:



Seriously, what Laker fan is going to see this and think of St. Patty's day only? This is a Celtics-Laker hybrid, not a St. Patty's day tee. How many people are looking at this shirt thinking " well I want to wear something to the bar that shows I'm a Laker fan, but I don't want to get pinched either."

Lakers-Celtics

February 5, 2009





Lakers 110- Celtics 109, it was a hard-fought win that couldn't have come without the help of Chris Mihm. There was a pair of double-technicals, a lot of finger-pointing, and even more shoving; If you didn't watch the game, apart from what I already described there is not much else to say other than you probably missed the best game of the regular season. Well, so far, the Cavs and Lakers match-up on Sunday in Cleveland.

It seemed as if this was a transition game defining the end of football season, and the beginning of the real NBA season. Where the teams can see the light at the end of the tunnel, making it that much easier for us fans to realize how much these guys do or don't want a championship.

Dunk of the Week: Josh Smith is a grown man

December 18, 2008

If Josh Smith and the Hawks didn't make you a fan last season when they took the Celtics to game 7 as the 8th seed, this dunk over Kendrick Perkins should.



After the posterization I believe me and Kendrick are thinking the same thing, wheres the help KG?

The number of the day is:

October 28, 2008


0, as in there are zero days until the NBA season starts. The season kicks off with banner night in Boston, which has the Celtics playing a bad NCAA team. The second half of the doubleheader has karaoke enthusiast Greg Oden and the Blazers matching up with rainmaker Andrew Bynum and the Lakers. The coverage starts at 8 pm on TNT. Elsewhere in the league, Richard Jefferson makes his debut for Milwaukee against the Vinny Del Negro led Chicago Bulls.

Time Wasters: two reasons to watch hockey

October 24, 2008

There may be more reasons, but it's Friday and I really don't feel like a making a definitive list of arguments in hockeys favor. Watch the two clips provided and if it doesn't make you want to watch more games than you can be rest assured your ironclad defense system against liking anything Canadian is unyielding.

First up is a clip from a Bruins-Leafs game, where Milan Lucic of the Bruins checks the Leafs' Mike Van Ryn through the glass.... via AA



The second clip, which comes via With Leather, shows Tyler Sloan of the Caps absolutely demolishing Daymond Lankow of Calgary.



Have a good weekend everyone.

The number of the day is:

September 16, 2008


6, for the six home runs the Boston Red Sox hit against the Tampa Bay Devil Rays last night. The six bombs carried the Sox to a 13-5 win over the Rays. David Ortiz, Mike Lowell, Jason Bay, Jason Varitek, Kevin Youkilis and Jacoby Ellsbury homered for the Red Sox, who jumped on Kazmir for four runs in the first inning and never let up. With the win, Boston moved into a tie with Tampa Bay for the division lead.
 

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