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Cal Ripken's Number Stolen

September 9, 2009

In the shadows of Camden Yards, the aluminum number eight, a monument to the ironman Cal Ripken, was stolen. The police apprehended three men for the crime: Matthew Rayner, Jason Stoneberner, and Patrick Reynolds.

However, surveillance tapes reveal that their ring leader is still on the run and may be dangerously hungry. Below, LCB has posted a picture of this criminal in an effort to aid local authorities. If you or anyone you know has any information on his whereabouts, then please call The Baltimore Sun at 1-800-TROGGLE.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

From the looks of it, the true ring leader hasn't been apprehended and is selling the statue on craigslist. Maybe if we answer the add, we can finally end the lawlessness created by "the number muncher."

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/art/1365654778.html

September 9, 2009 at 8:18 PM
Unknown said...

that user on craigslist got flagged for removal already

September 9, 2009 at 10:10 PM
Unknown said...

Is this Really Happened??

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September 13, 2009 at 2:29 AM
beamaw said...

I feel someone should post a "braveheart" type speech along the lines of, "You may take our statue, but you will never take our memories."

September 13, 2009 at 2:09 PM
Unknown said...

JHON: If you click on the Baltimore-Sun link, it will take you to the real story. Some drunks really did go and take a statue of Cal Ripken's number.

September 15, 2009 at 8:35 PM
Unknown said...

Mom, I agree wholeheartedly. These are the moments that beg for inspirational speeches.

September 15, 2009 at 8:36 PM

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